I hate to say this because you just might not want to hear the answer, but smokers are going to burn in hell when they die from smoking. Yes, in a trouble double over the top under head scratching study, this has been proven! *funded by hippies of the world, inc.* But, we were able to find two very non-smoker type people to show off one of our newest designs, The Truthiness About Smoking. Check ‘em out. Voice your opinion… that is, if you still have your voicebox. OH SNAP!
Holla! We gots us our own Asians… they know Kung-Fu, Tae Kwon Do, Karate, Sushi, and any other martial arts that you could think of. Yes, we know it’s true. They travel with us always because they. can. kick. your. ass. They are new to the ConchTees.com family and we welcome them with open arms (and closed fists… ka-pow! bang! zip!) Jennifer and Chai have graced us with their loverly faces, and we want to share. Check out their photo spread here.
Jennifer wearing "I'm Asian So I Can Kick Your Ass"
Coolio, huh? The three owners of ConchTees.com were recently interviewed by E-junkie.info and featured in one of their blog posts. We were prodded, probed, and asked questions that might just be too sensitive for the normal human being. Good thing we’re probably aliens. Here’s a link to the full article. You have been warned!
Yes, we said it. Atheists have sects too. GOOD sects at that. If I had to choose, I would choose atheist sects over any other kind. If you Enjoy Atheist Sects, you’ll enjoy our newest t-shirt. The Flying Spaghetti Monster approves! Also, we are now accepting new members into our atheist sects. Just visit AtheistSects.com. All types of members accepted and desired. You don’t even have to be atheist! It’s just fun to say really. Atheist sects, atheist sects, atheist sects… $10 for a limited time!
If you’re like us, you LOVE Bojangles’ fried chicken. You ALSO love social networking. We REALLY wish we could combine those two over the interwebs, but we can’t. However, we CAN make ConchTees.com more social. So we did! We upgraded to the latest and greatest Facebook Graph API (oooh sounds like wizardry, doesn’t it??) and made our funny little t-shirt site into an integral part of the social web. Now you can see what your friends like, share our shirts with a single click, and leave comments about our goods! (Btw, if you love our goods, you’re gonna LOVE our nuts. Slap chop!) Check it out. Be our friends. (We need them…we spend way too much at the computer to make any real-life ones.)
If you are of the Asian persuasion, you are going to want to grab our latest $10 shirt, I’m Asian. So I Can Kick Your Ass. It will give your friends and enemies that not-so-subtle suggestion that, yes, their suspicions are correct, and you DO know kung fu, tae kwon do, ninjutsu, aikido, or karate (or some wicked combination thereof.) Hey, if you’re going to be stereotyped, might as well use it to your advantage. Plus, like I said, it’s only $10 right now. It’s the perfect complement to your $200 designer jeans.
We can always count on our friend @CaliLewis! Even during one of her many briefs detailing the many features of the Apple iPad last week, she had time to don one of our new I Think I Can tees for Geek Brief 734. Maybe this is subliminally telling us she is hoping the iPad will pick up steam? Maybe she’s outright saying “I think I can like one of these iPads do-dads,” or maybe she just likes funny t-shirts! Whatever it is, as always, thanks again Cali!
Excuse the pun, but hells ya, we loves us some LOST over here. So why not share our excitement of the final episode countdown by giving peeps some money off their awesome t-shirts!? Starting right now (Tuesday night the 13th), we have discount code LOSTWATCHER that will get you ????? off of your order. Why is it all a mystery? Because so is LOST! The discount code will change each week… so you ‘ll have to keep coming back to check and see what it will bring. I knew Desmond was da shizzle! www.conchtees.com
Evan at iwearyourshirt.com also wore one of our shirts this year. He got the super popular 1up Yours shirt and had a blast with it. Watch him tell his neighbors, “Up yours!” Also, get 30% off all Conch Tees merchandise with the discount code UPYOURS for “Forever” (minus a few days or so.) Oh, and don’t make him feel too bad for mispronouncing our name. Apparently a lot of people say “conTCH” instead of “conK.” Who knew?
Jason over at iwearyourshirt.com put together another video for us. Last year he wore our Food: The Poop of the Future shirt. This year he’s sporting Awkward Turtle! Check out his surfer look and bodacious hair as he plugs our t-shirts and spin-off contest site, AwkwardTurtle.me, where until midnight April 10th you can enter to win a Nintendo Wii!
