There are a lot of low-brow St. Patrick’s Day t-shirts out there. We thought we might raise the bar a little with an homage to the great Irish literary genius, James Joyce, with our I’m Pro Joyce t-shirt. What better way to say, “I’m an educated and well-read lush,” than with a t-shirt of this caliber. Turn your nose up at the world as you down that pint of green beer. Only $10 for a limited time.
Recently, a fan by the name of Float participated in a date auction. Float, being a secret marketing genius, knew that he could fetch top-dollar for himself by wearing the right outfit. It just so happens that the right outfit in this case was an I’m Easy But Not Diseasy! shirt from ConchTees.com. Float’s genius did not let him down. He was purchased for well over $100, one of the highest bids of the evening! We don’t know if he put out or not, but admitting to that would probably be illegal in most states anyway (like 98% of them to be precise.) Congratulations, Float! And thanks for the pics!
Float struts his stuff for the date auction
A satisfied Float poses after the auction
We have reduced our introductory price for new t-shirts to $10. So if you’re lucky enough to catch a new release, it can be yours for only $10. That’s right. $10. As of this post, that means both 1up Yours and I Think I Can are only $10. We’re going to cycle those out as even newer releases are released. Be the first of your friends to have the latest and greatest funny t-shirts and save some cash. It’s a win-win. Actually, we get to sell the shirt, so it’s a win-win-win.
Everyone knows the “one more man” mushroom when they see it. Check out our latest shirt with attitude. We call it 1up Yours. Fun Fact: you can score an infinite number of these if you bounce the koopa shell over and over again against the steps at the end of the level. Only $13 during the introductory period.
1up YOURS
Yes it’s true, we found one of our newest models, Bree, sporting our Two Dads Are Better Than None shirt while we were out the other night. Of course, we had to grab a pic. Spank you very much, Bree! Follow her on Twitter.
Please help me in welcoming two new models to the ranks of the Conch Tees pages: Bree and Micha, showing off “I‘m Easy But Not Diseasy” and “Chicks Dig Tiger’s Wood“, respectively. Thanks ladies! We know you’ll be the talk of the town with your Easy Tiger loving selfs!
Micha & Bree
From now until the end of February we will be donating 10% of all sales to Unicef to go toward helping the children of Haiti. For more information, see our page on Haiti.
If you ordered an “Ask Me About My Narcissism” shirt, the shirts are now in stock and shipping! We know your time is important, maybe even the most important thing to you. Or perhaps you value your intelligence or complexion more. Anyway, this is all about you. It’s gotta be about you, doesn’t it? “Me me me,” is all you ever care about! Ok now you’re just starting to piss me off. Enjoy your damn shirt.
Once again, a big thank you goes out to Cali Lewis (@calilewis) from Geek Brief TV as we found her wearing our “Food, the Poop of the Future” t-shirt! Featured in episode 683 on GB is a little coverage from CES, the new PopBox Media Hub (you better bet I’m getting one of these!) and our Food Poop t-shirt. Cali, you rawk.
Cali Lewis wearing Food, the Poop of the Future
Our friends at IWearYourShirt.com picked our very own co-owner Alan Seales as the winner of their daily contest. His prize? An interview on JobRadio.fm! Jason and Evan picked Alan as the person with the most interesting job from their blog comments. Look at that! It really DOES pay to work! Catch the full interview on JobRadio.fm’s Interview with an Entrepreneur: Conchtees.com.