T-Shirt Blog

Get your mind out of the gutter! Our Beat It tee is hot and fresh, and helps you remember one of the greatest musicians ever. Boom. Enough said. He is the King of Pop!

Ok, not enough said. Let’s say that you need this tee to impress your friend Billy Jean. The issue is a very black and white issue. Just beat it. Well, beat your friends to this shirt. If you don’t, you’re just plain bad. But why stop at one? Don’t stop till you get enough. With the way you make me feel, you are not alone.

It was a lonely Friday night. We were home alone, wondering what to do with ourselves. We opened our faithful interwebs browser and took a look around to see who was out there. Stumbling over to Cra-glist.org, we found a bunch of brand new pictures of one of our favorite t-shirts. Fortunately for us, we also realized that it was our own girl, Emma, who happened to be wearing this wonderful tee. We called her up, and the rest is history. Now you get to share in our afterglow. Check out these fresh, new pictures!

Emma wearing Hookers.Cra-gslist.org

Yes, yes, a thousand times, yes! You heard right. We now have a wonderful affiliation with Groupon.com and will be using this to post specials, bulk discounts, sales, and everything else that this wonderful and always growing online community can help us do for you. Head over to our Groupon store to see our latest updates and discounts. Make sure to follow us there too, and you’ll be notified automatically. Isn’t it just a great world we live in?

Zombies rule and boys drool! At least we think so. Zombies always seem to have away of catching women that we’ve never been able to completely figure out. But why even dissect the issue when we can make a new tee about it!? Yeah, our thoughts exactly. We really do Like You For Your Brains. Promise. Scout’s honor. You’re super smart, like, totally!

We’re living the Sheen dream and made a brand new tee to commemorate this event! Check out our Tiger Blood tee now or… well, we just don’t know what will happen next, do we!? If you’re a fan of Sheen’s Korner then mayhaps you should watch it in style wearing one of these puppies. You do want to look like a smokin’ hottie, don’t you?

Ok ok, we get it, he’s awesome at being him! We wish we could be him. We think? We’re not sure. Maybe? Les sprinkle some of this Adonis DNA all over ourselves and see what happens. Dang, look at us go. We must be rock stars from Mars!

If you don’t get this shirt, that just means you can’t process it with your normal brain.

You might have heard of Mario and his zany brother Luigi. They have a drug problem. See, the thing is, they keep eating these mushrooms for some weird reason. We can’t think of why that could be, but hey, who are we to judge, right? But watching them do their thing gave us a crazy idea to share their need for mushrooms with everyone. So POOF! Up pops our 1UP Yours tee, filled with all the wholesome goodness that you’re used to. These babies are even printed on American Apparel, ripe for your picking pleasure. So what are you waiting for? Head over to ConchTees.com and grab a few.*

* This tee has been approved by the Food and Drug Administration**
** Not really

We here at ConchTees.com just finished a pretty massive “behind-the-scenes” facelift… ok, so it’s not really a facelift if no one can see it, right? Well, we can see it, and you can feel the effects. On top of a new logo, printing on American Apparel shirts, an awesome Spring sale, and several new designs, the back-end ordering and inventory system that runs the entire site has been completely re-made, custom to our extravagant requirements, thanks to KungFuters, LLC. Check it out, poke around, and put things in your new bag baby, yeah!

Oh, and one more thing, to celebrate, we’ve added discount code “25PERCENT” that will get you 25% off your order of $25.00 or more. Check it, yo! See you on the flip side.

ConchTees.com’s Black Friday sale is underway. At midnight last night we reduced the price of our classic tees to $1. We also reduced our new line of American Apparel shirts to $14 and our hooded sweatshirts to $15.

It is now the middle of Black Friday, and we have already sold out of a number of different sizes and even entire products. Our shirts, already popular icons across the net at their original prices, are flying off the shelves with the $1 price tag. And don’t forget our bulk discounts: 10% off orders of $30 or more, 20% off orders of $40 or more, and 40% off orders of $100 or more.

The sale ends tonight at 11:59 PST or until we run out of stock, whichever comes first. Quantities are limited.

Ya, so since a cure for good actors getting the clap has not been found, we decided to do another round of pictures with one of our best selling shirts: Good Actors Get the Clap. Lucky for us, we found another model who was willing so put her lovely face out there in the good name of Actors and Claps everywhere. Who is she, you may ask? Emma, I may answer. Want more of her or anyone else? Just ask! In the meantime, check out the shirt. Duh.

Emma - Good Actors Get the Clap

Alan - Good Actors Get the Clap

Man, have we been lazy about posting our videos over here at ConchTees.com… probably because we’ve been too busy discovering videos online of all these cool peeps making videos featuring various Conch tees! So to catch up, we’re just going to post them all at once for your viewing pleasure. What better way to spend the afternoon at work than by watching videos of funny things? So, without further adieu… we present… drum roll please… the videoooooooos!

Angela Seales’ iwearyourshirt.com audition video

Abbreviations are Stup – iwearyourshirt.com

Benny Hill Pancakes – iwearyourshirt.com

How To Be A Man – from Angela Seales, the Seales of Approval