We didn’t want to live our female fanbase out of this latest addition. So, we’ve released the women’s version of Everybody Can Read Minds Except You! It’s our best Bella contoured shirt to match the high-quality soft, fitted Anvil found in the men’s section. (These shirts feel awesome.) Buy one now! (We know you want to…we can read your minnnnnnnd.)
I have to say our latest creation was derived from experience. I have always been worried that everyone else in the world has super powers, particularly the ability to read minds, but no one will admit to it. It is a means of control. I am a lab rat in some twisted experiment. My thoughts are never private. Perhaps they are even being influenced by my experimenters. What if what I am writing right now is what they want me to write…to somehow throw myself off their track. Perhaps if I make this sound crazy enough, I will laugh at myself and just deny that such a scenario is even possible, drop the subject and move on. I love buffalo tenders, particularly with blue cheese. That’s what I’m eating for lunch right now. It’s an old standard when I can’t think of anything else to eat. I just walk downstairs to the pizza place and order some buffalo tenders with blue cheese. The breadstick is actually soft today too.
