T-Shirt Blog

Thank you to everyone who placed a recent order for a size or style of our Obamunism shirt that was on backorder. We stayed up extra late last night to make sure we fulfilled every single order and got them all in the mail this morning. We apologize for the delay, but it’s been difficult keeping up with the unexpected demand for Obamunism. (It just keeps growing!) We hope you enjoy your new shirts. Thanks again for your business.

You might have seen recently how Barack Obama finally admitted to Joe the Plumber what we have known all along: Obama wants to “spread the wealth” like the true socialist he is. We decided to counteract this blatantly unamerican sentiment with a true capitalist way of spreading the wealth: we will pay you for every shirt you sell on our behalf. That’s right, we have officially started our brand new affiliate program. We will pay you 5% of every sale you send our way. Our success becomes your success. Promote any or all of our shirts (such as our infamous Obamunism shirt) on your site, blog, facebook profile, myspace page…wherever you think is relevant. Visitors who buy our shirts via your link will score you 5% of the sale. Visit our affiliates page for more details, or go straight to the login/signup page, managed by e-junkie, to start making money right away.

From now until November 1st, all of our shirts are on sale for $12! The only exceptions are our two $7 shirts, President Evil and Token, and any 2XL or larger shirts which will have the standard $2.50 upcharge. Now’s the time to stock up on some inexpensive clothing. We are still providing free standard shipping with these purchases, so the price you see is the price you pay (unless you live in New York where we have to collect sales tax…booo.) Why pay $15.99 at other sites or over $20 at the really crappy ones? Save more cash, and get more stuff only at Conch Tees.

Wow. We’re making some waves. Every day we are seeing more and more sites blogging about our Obamunism shirt. Honestly, we are having difficulty keeping it in stock with all this traffic! The latest surge has come from RedState.com. Absolutely fantastic. We are making new records in all areas of our business on a daily basis it seems. Thanks to everyone who has supported us, including our newest referral, RedState.com.

So it looks like everyone really liked the black version of our Obamunism shirt. We only have a few left after only a few days of being offered. So, we’re definitely going to print some more black shirts to sell along with our standard navy shirts. We’ll let you know when they are ready. Meanwhile, the navy stock should hold you over.

You might have noticed something new on the site: the addition of a second color for our Obamunism shirts. Yes, we now offer Obamunism in navy and black in select sizes. If you guys end up really liking the black, we will definitely print more. We’ve already mailed off quite a few before I even had a chance to write this blog entry, so it looks highly likely that we will do a full run with these. Keep an eye out.

Electile Dysfunction t-shirt

We respect your right to not make up your mind until you reach the voting booth. Show the mainstream candidates that you are not buying their snake oil rhetoric and are waiting for some solid policy decisions before you make your final selection. We want to empower you with the gift of indecision by giving you our Electile Dysfunction shirt for only $12 this week. This sale runs through Saturday, 10/11/2008. Make up your mind to not make up your mind!