50% off all merchandise this weekend only
Ok, you may be wondering if we are losing it. No, I assure we are not. We are moving a bunch of inventory, and really we just don’t want to carry it all. (Have you ever tried to get around New York City with thousands of t-shirts?) So, our laziness is your gain. Get everything for 50% off until the last minute of Sunday, November 8th. Stock up for Christmas. Stock up for Chanukah. Stock up for Kwanza. Stock up for the Winter Solstice. Just don’t miss out on this deal. You’ll kick yourself in the FACE if you do! (You don’t want to do that, now do you?) Even the $7 tees are only $3.50 now. Yep, tree-fiddy. For a shirt. Wal-Mart has NOTHING on us (except abusive labor practices.) Why are you still reading this? Go get your funny t-shirts now!
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