It’s St. Patrick’s Day, and this video makes me LOL. Not LOL as in “yeah maybe something you said should have made me LOL but I’m just typing LOL to make it seem like I LOL’d when I actually didn’t LOL at all.” I’m talking LOL as in “Actually LOL.”
Everyone is saying it these days: “I have assburgers.” It’s the new “I’m OCD” or “I’m ADD.” Ugh, it makes me cringe. If you know someone who constantly reminds you of how he or she has “assburgers,” you should totally get that person this I Have Assburgers shirt as a gift. It’s only $10 for a limited time. Everyone will get a kick out of it (except maybe the dude with “assburgers” who will at least pretend not to understand the humor.) Better yet, don’t waste your money on those people; just get the shirt for yourself and wear it whenever they are around. Then, when they say, “You don’t have assburgers, and you spelled it wrong,” simply respond with, “Exactly.”
I Have Assburgers t-shirt
Check out Esther, Liv, and Sam sporting their new Awkward Turtle t-shirts that they won from AwkwardTurtle.me! All they had to do was publicly confess to an awkward turtle moment of theirs, ever-so-slightly humiliating themselves in front of strangers. But hey, it was worth it! They got free t-shirts! You could win one too by visiting AwkwardTurtle.me and submitting your story. Then invite your friends to vote. Congrats, ladies! And thanks for the photo!
Awkward Turtlers Esther, Liv, and Sam.
There are a lot of low-brow St. Patrick’s Day t-shirts out there. We thought we might raise the bar a little with an homage to the great Irish literary genius, James Joyce, with our I’m Pro Joyce t-shirt. What better way to say, “I’m an educated and well-read lush,” than with a t-shirt of this caliber. Turn your nose up at the world as you down that pint of green beer. Only $10 for a limited time.
Recently, a fan by the name of Float participated in a date auction. Float, being a secret marketing genius, knew that he could fetch top-dollar for himself by wearing the right outfit. It just so happens that the right outfit in this case was an I’m Easy But Not Diseasy! shirt from ConchTees.com. Float’s genius did not let him down. He was purchased for well over $100, one of the highest bids of the evening! We don’t know if he put out or not, but admitting to that would probably be illegal in most states anyway (like 98% of them to be precise.) Congratulations, Float! And thanks for the pics!
Float struts his stuff for the date auction
A satisfied Float poses after the auction
We have reduced our introductory price for new t-shirts to $10. So if you’re lucky enough to catch a new release, it can be yours for only $10. That’s right. $10. As of this post, that means both 1up Yours and I Think I Can are only $10. We’re going to cycle those out as even newer releases are released. Be the first of your friends to have the latest and greatest funny t-shirts and save some cash. It’s a win-win. Actually, we get to sell the shirt, so it’s a win-win-win.