T-Shirt Blog

Yes, we said it. Atheists have sects too. GOOD sects at that. If I had to choose, I would choose atheist sects over any other kind. If you Enjoy Atheist Sects, you’ll enjoy our newest t-shirt. The Flying Spaghetti Monster approves! Also, we are now accepting new members into our atheist sects. Just visit AtheistSects.com. All types of members accepted and desired. You don’t even have to be atheist! It’s just fun to say really. Atheist sects, atheist sects, atheist sects… $10 for a limited time!

If you’re like us, you LOVE Bojangles’ fried chicken. You ALSO love social networking. We REALLY wish we could combine those two over the interwebs, but we can’t. However, we CAN make ConchTees.com more social. So we did! We upgraded to the latest and greatest Facebook Graph API (oooh sounds like wizardry, doesn’t it??) and made our funny little t-shirt site into an integral part of the social web. Now you can see what your friends like, share our shirts with a single click, and leave comments about our goods! (Btw, if you love our goods, you’re gonna LOVE our nuts. Slap chop!) Check it out. Be our friends. (We need them…we spend way too much at the computer to make any real-life ones.)

If you are of the Asian persuasion, you are going to want to grab our latest $10 shirt, I’m Asian. So I Can Kick Your Ass. It will give your friends and enemies that not-so-subtle suggestion that, yes, their suspicions are correct, and you DO know kung fu, tae kwon do, ninjutsu, aikido, or karate (or some wicked combination thereof.) Hey, if you’re going to be stereotyped, might as well use it to your advantage. Plus, like I said, it’s only $10 right now. It’s the perfect complement to your $200 designer jeans.