T-Shirt Blog

We finally joined the ranks of “the Twitter.” You can follow funnytshirts if you’d like to know what we are doing every second of the day. Well, we probably won’t post that frequently, but hopefully a lot. I mean what would your life be like if you didn’t know what the people at your favorite online t-shirt company were doing with their free time? Or not so free time? Actually, we have no free time. We spend most of our time setting up stuff like Twitter accounts and subsequently blogging about them. Then we remark about how we just did that. And the process repeats.

I know we just launched the new Hugo shirt, but things just keep getting better. Now, when you purchase any of Hugo’s awesomely soft and comfortable, high-quality shirts, you get a free sticker! Stick it on your guitar case. Stick it on your wall. Stick it on your girlfriend and send us a picture. Stick it on any surface that can handle a sticky sticker.

Free Hugo Sticker

FriendFeed is a great way to connect with your friends from a number of different social sites. We thought it would be fitting to set up a Funny T-Shirt feed for our stuff. It’s kind of a one-stop shop for all of our social activity. If you’re interested, give FriendFeed a shot and subscribe to our feed. Help us spread the word.

If you are a fan of piano rock artists like Ben Folds, you really need to check out Hugo. Hugo approached us with a request to help sell their new line of t-shirts on the interweb. Well, it’s what we do, and we like Hugo, so we did it. Hugo’s first design can be purchased on a blue or grey American Apparel track shirt. If you haven’t experienced these shirts, get ready to be astounded by their softness. Even if you are not a fan of Hugo, these shirts are an extreme value at our prices which include free shipping. Hurry up and be the first person to wear these around your college campus!

Hugo in Grey

Hugo in Blue

If you aren’t familiar with Reddit, it’s kinda like Digg, except a lot simpler and much faster. You can find all of our shirts under the user funnytshirts. Join the Reddit community by becoming a “Redditor.” Share our shirts with your friends with one simple click to vote.

We’ve inventoried our links at a conveninent delicious url. You will now be able to find us on delicious under Funny T-Shirts. Go forth and share!

The election sale is over. It took no time at all to determine our president-elect. The 44th President is Barack Obama. What does this mean for us? It means we will keep selling Obamunism shirts for one. It also means that Democrats better take cover because there will be a LOT of room to take shots of them now that they own the House, Senate, and the White House. Everything can be unmistakably blamed on them for a while. Don’t worry. We will still make fun of Republicans too. (They’ve shown an amazing ability to embarrass themselves lately.) So, make sure you don’t succeed too much for the next four years, and don’t invest in coal. Most of all, keep coming back to Conch Tees for some new designs.

Thank you to everyone who placed a recent order for a size or style of our Obamunism shirt that was on backorder. We stayed up extra late last night to make sure we fulfilled every single order and got them all in the mail this morning. We apologize for the delay, but it’s been difficult keeping up with the unexpected demand for Obamunism. (It just keeps growing!) We hope you enjoy your new shirts. Thanks again for your business.

You might have seen recently how Barack Obama finally admitted to Joe the Plumber what we have known all along: Obama wants to “spread the wealth” like the true socialist he is. We decided to counteract this blatantly unamerican sentiment with a true capitalist way of spreading the wealth: we will pay you for every shirt you sell on our behalf. That’s right, we have officially started our brand new affiliate program. We will pay you 5% of every sale you send our way. Our success becomes your success. Promote any or all of our shirts (such as our infamous Obamunism shirt) on your site, blog, facebook profile, myspace page…wherever you think is relevant. Visitors who buy our shirts via your link will score you 5% of the sale. Visit our affiliates page for more details, or go straight to the login/signup page, managed by e-junkie, to start making money right away.

Wow. We’re making some waves. Every day we are seeing more and more sites blogging about our Obamunism shirt. Honestly, we are having difficulty keeping it in stock with all this traffic! The latest surge has come from RedState.com. Absolutely fantastic. We are making new records in all areas of our business on a daily basis it seems. Thanks to everyone who has supported us, including our newest referral, RedState.com.