Get your mind out of the gutter! Our Beat It tee is hot and fresh, and helps you remember one of the greatest musicians ever. Boom. Enough said. He is the King of Pop!
Ok, not enough said. Let’s say that you need this tee to impress your friend Billy Jean. The issue is a very black and white issue. Just beat it. Well, beat your friends to this shirt. If you don’t, you’re just plain bad. But why stop at one? Don’t stop till you get enough. With the way you make me feel, you are not alone.
You might have heard of Mario and his zany brother Luigi. They have a drug problem. See, the thing is, they keep eating these mushrooms for some weird reason. We can’t think of why that could be, but hey, who are we to judge, right? But watching them do their thing gave us a crazy idea to share their need for mushrooms with everyone. So POOF! Up pops our 1UP Yours tee, filled with all the wholesome goodness that you’re used to. These babies are even printed on American Apparel, ripe for your picking pleasure. So what are you waiting for? Head over to ConchTees.com and grab a few.*
* This tee has been approved by the Food and Drug Administration**
** Not really
Man, have we been lazy about posting our videos over here at ConchTees.com… probably because we’ve been too busy discovering videos online of all these cool peeps making videos featuring various Conch tees! So to catch up, we’re just going to post them all at once for your viewing pleasure. What better way to spend the afternoon at work than by watching videos of funny things? So, without further adieu… we present… drum roll please… the videoooooooos!
Back on Sept 5th we ran a nifty little contest with the help of those wonderful folks over at iWearYourShirt.com to give away 50 shirts via Twitter. Let’s just say it went way better than expected! We had lots of folks tweet our phrase, view the site, dance a jig, stand on their head… oh wait sorry, that was the after party. Anyway, a few winners have been kind enough to send in some pictures of their wearing their new prize tees. Check it out!
I hate to say this because you just might not want to hear the answer, but smokers are going to burn in hell when they die from smoking. Yes, in a trouble double over the top under head scratching study, this has been proven! *funded by hippies of the world, inc.* But, we were able to find two very non-smoker type people to show off one of our newest designs, The Truthiness About Smoking. Check ‘em out. Voice your opinion… that is, if you still have your voicebox. OH SNAP!
Holla! We gots us our own Asians… they know Kung-Fu, Tae Kwon Do, Karate, Sushi, and any other martial arts that you could think of. Yes, we know it’s true. They travel with us always because they. can. kick. your. ass. They are new to the ConchTees.com family and we welcome them with open arms (and closed fists… ka-pow! bang! zip!) Jennifer and Chai have graced us with their loverly faces, and we want to share. Check out their photo spread here.
Jennifer wearing "I'm Asian So I Can Kick Your Ass"
We can always count on our friend @CaliLewis! Even during one of her many briefs detailing the many features of the Apple iPad last week, she had time to don one of our new I Think I Can tees for Geek Brief 734. Maybe this is subliminally telling us she is hoping the iPad will pick up steam? Maybe she’s outright saying “I think I can like one of these iPads do-dads,” or maybe she just likes funny t-shirts! Whatever it is, as always, thanks again Cali!
Evan at iwearyourshirt.com also wore one of our shirts this year. He got the super popular 1up Yours shirt and had a blast with it. Watch him tell his neighbors, “Up yours!” Also, get 30% off all Conch Tees merchandise with the discount code UPYOURS for “Forever” (minus a few days or so.) Oh, and don’t make him feel too bad for mispronouncing our name. Apparently a lot of people say “conTCH” instead of “conK.” Who knew?
Jason over at iwearyourshirt.com put together another video for us. Last year he wore our Food: The Poop of the Future shirt. This year he’s sporting Awkward Turtle! Check out his surfer look and bodacious hair as he plugs our t-shirts and spin-off contest site, AwkwardTurtle.me, where until midnight April 10th you can enter to win a Nintendo Wii!
Yupp, it’s true! She’s cute, she likes technology, likes football, and apparently she really likes our t-shirts… Cali Lewis is back on the scene again wearing our Winsiana!! tee to celebrate the recent Superbowl win of the New Orleans Saints. In your face, all those who called them LOSEiana!
