I hate to say this because you just might not want to hear the answer, but smokers are going to burn in hell when they die from smoking. Yes, in a trouble double over the top under head scratching study, this has been proven! *funded by hippies of the world, inc.* But, we were able to find two very non-smoker type people to show off one of our newest designs, The Truthiness About Smoking. Check ‘em out. Voice your opinion… that is, if you still have your voicebox. OH SNAP!
Holla! We gots us our own Asians… they know Kung-Fu, Tae Kwon Do, Karate, Sushi, and any other martial arts that you could think of. Yes, we know it’s true. They travel with us always because they. can. kick. your. ass. They are new to the ConchTees.com family and we welcome them with open arms (and closed fists… ka-pow! bang! zip!) Jennifer and Chai have graced us with their loverly faces, and we want to share. Check out their photo spread here.
Jennifer wearing "I'm Asian So I Can Kick Your Ass"
We can always count on our friend @CaliLewis! Even during one of her many briefs detailing the many features of the Apple iPad last week, she had time to don one of our new I Think I Can tees for Geek Brief 734. Maybe this is subliminally telling us she is hoping the iPad will pick up steam? Maybe she’s outright saying “I think I can like one of these iPads do-dads,” or maybe she just likes funny t-shirts! Whatever it is, as always, thanks again Cali!
Evan at iwearyourshirt.com also wore one of our shirts this year. He got the super popular 1up Yours shirt and had a blast with it. Watch him tell his neighbors, “Up yours!” Also, get 30% off all Conch Tees merchandise with the discount code UPYOURS for “Forever” (minus a few days or so.) Oh, and don’t make him feel too bad for mispronouncing our name. Apparently a lot of people say “conTCH” instead of “conK.” Who knew?
Jason over at iwearyourshirt.com put together another video for us. Last year he wore our Food: The Poop of the Future shirt. This year he’s sporting Awkward Turtle! Check out his surfer look and bodacious hair as he plugs our t-shirts and spin-off contest site, AwkwardTurtle.me, where until midnight April 10th you can enter to win a Nintendo Wii!
Yupp, it’s true! She’s cute, she likes technology, likes football, and apparently she really likes our t-shirts… Cali Lewis is back on the scene again wearing our Winsiana!! tee to celebrate the recent Superbowl win of the New Orleans Saints. In your face, all those who called them LOSEiana!
Check out Esther, Liv, and Sam sporting their new Awkward Turtle t-shirts that they won from AwkwardTurtle.me! All they had to do was publicly confess to an awkward turtle moment of theirs, ever-so-slightly humiliating themselves in front of strangers. But hey, it was worth it! They got free t-shirts! You could win one too by visiting AwkwardTurtle.me and submitting your story. Then invite your friends to vote. Congrats, ladies! And thanks for the photo!
Recently, a fan by the name of Float participated in a date auction. Float, being a secret marketing genius, knew that he could fetch top-dollar for himself by wearing the right outfit. It just so happens that the right outfit in this case was an I’m Easy But Not Diseasy! shirt from ConchTees.com. Float’s genius did not let him down. He was purchased for well over $100, one of the highest bids of the evening! We don’t know if he put out or not, but admitting to that would probably be illegal in most states anyway (like 98% of them to be precise.) Congratulations, Float! And thanks for the pics!
Yes it’s true, we found one of our newest models, Bree, sporting our Two Dads Are Better Than None shirt while we were out the other night. Of course, we had to grab a pic. Spank you very much, Bree! Follow her on Twitter.
Please help me in welcoming two new models to the ranks of the Conch Tees pages: Bree and Micha, showing off “I‘m Easy But Not Diseasy” and “Chicks Dig Tiger’s Wood“, respectively. Thanks ladies! We know you’ll be the talk of the town with your Easy Tiger loving selfs!
