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Finally, the moment has come. Your patience has been admirable. We got our baby-making machine working, and now We Can Make Babies! is ready for pre-orders! Get it in both men’s and women’s sizes. And remember, baby-making is most fun when it involves more than one person, so buy some for your most intimate of friends too. They’ll thank you for it. Trust me.

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You asked and we listened! By popular demand, we are pleased to offer our Obamunism design printed on 4″ x 4″ square stickers and 2.5″ x 9.25″ bumper stickers. They look great, so grab yours fast! Heck, get some for your neighbors too. They even make great Mother’s Day gifts!

Another design is online and ready for your votes. Check out Phelps Is Dope, and let us know what you think. This design will not post to Facebook if you are using our Conch Tees Connector. So feel free to vote with being Facebook-inappropriate.

Pigs have lots of nipples. I’m not sure what else to say to promote our newest design. It’s a little disturbing, but I can’t seem to look away. If you’re curious as to what I’m talking about, check out Pigtoria’s Secret Oink on our voting page. It’s geared toward women, sort of, but if you like, we’ll print some men’s styles too, probably on a red shirt instead of pink. I’d love to see someone wearing this. Please go vote.

Our latest shirt preview came by special request. It is rooted in pop culture, particularly of the animated variety. The message also applies to the general funk we’ve gotten ourselves into as a nation. Cant’ Someone Else Do It? is ready for your votes. Now, I know what you’re thinking: “Why should I go vote? Can’t someone else do it?” No! The answer is no! You have to start the trend. Don’t be the butt of the joke. Be the person everyone else was waiting on to “do it.”

What do you get when two giant agendas butt heads? Truthiness. We’ve exposed said truthiness with our latest design preview: The Truthiness About Smoking. If THIS doesn’t convince you that smoking is bad, then…well…we don’t really care. Smoke all you want. Or don’t. It’s YOUR eternal life after all. Keep the laws off your body; put our shirts there instead. Although, if you DID quit smoking, think of all that extra money you’d have to spend on t-shirts. Go vote on this latest design.

We have put another shirt up for voting. Check out We Can Make Babies!, and let us know what you think. Don’t hold back. Let your inner voting monster loose. It only takes a few clicks.

Your wait is over. The pre-order phase of “I’m with /dev/null” is now complete, and you can actually order the actual shirt now. The price is still at $14 like we promised. That includes standard shipping (like always.) Grab one now before we make our next release. Geeks unite!

There’s a new shirt up ready for your votes. This one is rude, crude, and downright offensive. (Some of you are gonna love it. You know who you are.) If you know what a purity ring is, and you know what “the shocker” is, then you’ll appreciate the irony. Otherwise, just mark it “I don’t get it,” and move on. All votes are welcome. There’s no wrong opinion, just wrong people. Head over and vote for Purity Ring Shocker now. (Btw, we have disabled Facebook synchronization for votes on this particular shirt. It’s really not appropriate for Facebook.)