Yes, yes, a thousand times, yes! You heard right. We now have a wonderful affiliation with Groupon.com and will be using this to post specials, bulk discounts, sales, and everything else that this wonderful and always growing online community can help us do for you. Head over to our Groupon store to see our latest updates and discounts. Make sure to follow us there too, and you’ll be notified automatically. Isn’t it just a great world we live in?
ConchTees.com’s Black Friday sale is underway. At midnight last night we reduced the price of our classic tees to $1. We also reduced our new line of American Apparel shirts to $14 and our hooded sweatshirts to $15.
It is now the middle of Black Friday, and we have already sold out of a number of different sizes and even entire products. Our shirts, already popular icons across the net at their original prices, are flying off the shelves with the $1 price tag. And don’t forget our bulk discounts: 10% off orders of $30 or more, 20% off orders of $40 or more, and 40% off orders of $100 or more.
The sale ends tonight at 11:59 PST or until we run out of stock, whichever comes first. Quantities are limited.
Yes, we said it. Atheists have sects too. GOOD sects at that. If I had to choose, I would choose atheist sects over any other kind. If you Enjoy Atheist Sects, you’ll enjoy our newest t-shirt. The Flying Spaghetti Monster approves! Also, we are now accepting new members into our atheist sects. Just visit AtheistSects.com. All types of members accepted and desired. You don’t even have to be atheist! It’s just fun to say really. Atheist sects, atheist sects, atheist sects… $10 for a limited time!
If you are of the Asian persuasion, you are going to want to grab our latest $10 shirt, I’m Asian. So I Can Kick Your Ass. It will give your friends and enemies that not-so-subtle suggestion that, yes, their suspicions are correct, and you DO know kung fu, tae kwon do, ninjutsu, aikido, or karate (or some wicked combination thereof.) Hey, if you’re going to be stereotyped, might as well use it to your advantage. Plus, like I said, it’s only $10 right now. It’s the perfect complement to your $200 designer jeans.
Excuse the pun, but hells ya, we loves us some LOST over here. So why not share our excitement of the final episode countdown by giving peeps some money off their awesome t-shirts!? Starting right now (Tuesday night the 13th), we have discount code LOSTWATCHER that will get you ????? off of your order. Why is it all a mystery? Because so is LOST! The discount code will change each week… so you ‘ll have to keep coming back to check and see what it will bring. I knew Desmond was da shizzle! www.conchtees.com
Evan at iwearyourshirt.com also wore one of our shirts this year. He got the super popular 1up Yours shirt and had a blast with it. Watch him tell his neighbors, “Up yours!” Also, get 30% off all Conch Tees merchandise with the discount code UPYOURS for “Forever” (minus a few days or so.) Oh, and don’t make him feel too bad for mispronouncing our name. Apparently a lot of people say “conTCH” instead of “conK.” Who knew?
Everyone is saying it these days: “I have assburgers.” It’s the new “I’m OCD” or “I’m ADD.” Ugh, it makes me cringe. If you know someone who constantly reminds you of how he or she has “assburgers,” you should totally get that person this I Have Assburgers shirt as a gift. It’s only $10 for a limited time. Everyone will get a kick out of it (except maybe the dude with “assburgers” who will at least pretend not to understand the humor.) Better yet, don’t waste your money on those people; just get the shirt for yourself and wear it whenever they are around. Then, when they say, “You don’t have assburgers, and you spelled it wrong,” simply respond with, “Exactly.”
There are a lot of low-brow St. Patrick’s Day t-shirts out there. We thought we might raise the bar a little with an homage to the great Irish literary genius, James Joyce, with our I’m Pro Joyce t-shirt. What better way to say, “I’m an educated and well-read lush,” than with a t-shirt of this caliber. Turn your nose up at the world as you down that pint of green beer. Only $10 for a limited time.
We have reduced our introductory price for new t-shirts to $10. So if you’re lucky enough to catch a new release, it can be yours for only $10. That’s right. $10. As of this post, that means both 1up Yours and I Think I Can are only $10. We’re going to cycle those out as even newer releases are released. Be the first of your friends to have the latest and greatest funny t-shirts and save some cash. It’s a win-win. Actually, we get to sell the shirt, so it’s a win-win-win.
Everyone knows the “one more man” mushroom when they see it. Check out our latest shirt with attitude. We call it 1up Yours. Fun Fact: you can score an infinite number of these if you bounce the koopa shell over and over again against the steps at the end of the level. Only $13 during the introductory period.
