Ever wished you had more hours in a day? We do all the time. We’re giving you those extra hours for Black Friday. All weekend long, until Sunday at midnight New York time, you can get all of our merchandise at 50% off. This includes already discounted items. I really don’t think there’s anything else I need to say.
Ok, you may be wondering if we are losing it. No, I assure we are not. We are moving a bunch of inventory, and really we just don’t want to carry it all. (Have you ever tried to get around New York City with thousands of t-shirts?) So, our laziness is your gain. Get everything for 50% off until the last minute of Sunday, November 8th. Stock up for Christmas. Stock up for Chanukah. Stock up for Kwanza. Stock up for the Winter Solstice. Just don’t miss out on this deal. You’ll kick yourself in the FACE if you do! (You don’t want to do that, now do you?) Even the $7 tees are only $3.50 now. Yep, tree-fiddy. For a shirt. Wal-Mart has NOTHING on us (except abusive labor practices.) Why are you still reading this? Go get your funny t-shirts now!
Our latest batch of Obamunism shirts got botched! The red and blue inks were accidentally swapped, making the sky red and stripes blue. Instead of just trashing the lot, we decided to give you a shot at buying these one-of-a-kind misprints at a dramatically reduced cost. Shirts start at $7. Hoodies start at $15. Quantities are very limited, so grab yours while you can.
It’s official. The media has been taken over by the government. Now you don’t have to kid yourself anymore about whether or not television news is just propaganda. It most certainly is. Commemorate this shift in policy from secretive brainwashing to outright public pandering with your very own OBC: Obama Broadcasting Company t-shirt. Pre-orders are only $14. This initial run may be small, but if you’re interested, we will definitely reprint.
We are finally offering hookers on Conch Tees. People have been asking and asking, “When are you going to start selling hookers?” Usually it’s followed by, “I really want hookers!” Ok ok, fine! We caved! We’re selling hookers now. Sheesh. We have both men’s hookers and women’s hookers. As usual they’re on sale for their introductory period. So go buy your hookers shirt already. Pre-orders should ship by June 18th.
Your wait is over. The pre-order phase of “I’m with /dev/null” is now complete, and you can actually order the actual shirt now. The price is still at $14 like we promised. That includes standard shipping (like always.) Grab one now before we make our next release. Geeks unite!
We have taken a lot of our older stock that has only a few remaining shirts left and reduced all of their prices to $7.00. ($9.50 for 2XL and larger.) We will not be reprinting these shirts, so they are officially limited in quantities as of right… … … now! The full list can be found on the Shirts On Sale page. There are a LOT to choose from, but remember, once we’re out of a particular size or design, it’s gone forever. So grab yours now. Free standard shipping is still included, so you really can’t beat the $7 price tag.
It’s here! It’s here! The shirt you’ve been waiting for has arrived! For a limited time, our new I Love München German Girls t-shirt is only $14. We’ll leave it at this price until we release a new design (which could be soon thanks to your feedback on our latest designs on our voting page.) Grab yours now at the sale price. Also available for ladies. (Hey, we don’t discriminate against anyone who likes München German girls.)
You voted and we listened. Our “I Love München German Girls” design received an astounding number of votes. As promised, we are offering it as a pre-order for $14. This price will be valid until we release another new design. We hope to have these printed and ready to ship by March 4th, 2009. Reserve yours now! Both men’s and women’s shirts are available.
Don’t forget, there are only two more days until our 2 or more for 15% off “inauguration sale” ends. This deal applies to hoodies too, so if you want to keep warm on the cheap, now is your chance. Remember, this is the most historical inauguration sale in the history of the world. No other inauguration sale has ever been as important as this one. Secure your piece of history by particpating in this the world’s most historic inauguration sale.