We generally try to be pretty smart about printing only the designs you really like, and you really seemed to like I’m with /dev/null. So, we decided to expand our /dev/null product line to include hoodies! Grab your I’m with /dev/null hoodies now, and be the coolest geek on the block.
Please vote on hookers.cr–gslist.org at your earliest convenience. And let me know if you find some cheap company for the weekend. I’m desperate.
Finally, the moment has come. Your patience has been admirable. We got our baby-making machine working, and now We Can Make Babies! is ready for pre-orders! Get it in both men’s and women’s sizes. And remember, baby-making is most fun when it involves more than one person, so buy some for your most intimate of friends too. They’ll thank you for it. Trust me.
Another design is online and ready for your votes. Check out Phelps Is Dope, and let us know what you think. This design will not post to Facebook if you are using our Conch Tees Connector. So feel free to vote with being Facebook-inappropriate.
Our latest shirt preview came by special request. It is rooted in pop culture, particularly of the animated variety. The message also applies to the general funk we’ve gotten ourselves into as a nation. Cant’ Someone Else Do It? is ready for your votes. Now, I know what you’re thinking: “Why should I go vote? Can’t someone else do it?” No! The answer is no! You have to start the trend. Don’t be the butt of the joke. Be the person everyone else was waiting on to “do it.”