Posts Tagged ‘anti-mccain’

Permanently reduced price shirts $7.00

Wednesday, December 3rd, 2008

Now that the election is over, and no one remembers that guy that lost, we have a couple of new shirts to add to our $7 bucket. McCaingsta and Electile Dysfunction can now be yours as collectors’ items on the cheap. Hey, it’s a $7 shirt. You can’t even get that in stores these days. Shipping is still free, so you really have no excuse not to buy one. Wear it to school. Wear it to the gym. Electile Dysfunction is white so it would be great for a wet t-shirt contest. McCaingsta is green, which is perfect for paintball or a Rubik’s Cube party. The other two $7 shirts are still $7: President Evil and Token. We thought about making a “Secretary of State Evil,” but it just doesn’t flow. You could buy this one, mark out “President,” and write in “Secretary of State” if you’d like. Once these are gone, they won’t be printed again (unless Hillary runs again for the 2016 elections, but we’ll probably have a new design for her by then,) so get yours while they last!

Election Sale: Anti-Obama, Anti-McCain, and Anti-Hillary shirts

Monday, November 3rd, 2008

We are dropping the prices of all of our political shirts until we elect a new president. Whether you hate Obama, McCain, or both, or you still hate Hillary, we have the shirt for you. $12 for Obamunism, McCaingsta, and Electile Dysfunction. Only $5 for President Evil. Remember, this sale will run until we elect a new president, meaning that we will wait until all of the lawsuits are filed and settled and everyone stops whining about who actually won. If that doesn’t happen until someone is sworn in, then so be it. Buy yours today! Tomorrow this sale could be over.

Discounts for the politically indecisive

Sunday, October 5th, 2008
Electile Dysfunction t-shirt

Electile Dysfunction t-shirt

We respect your right to not make up your mind until you reach the voting booth. Show the mainstream candidates that you are not buying their snake oil rhetoric and are waiting for some solid policy decisions before you make your final selection. We want to empower you with the gift of indecision by giving you our Electile Dysfunction shirt for only $12 this week. This sale runs through Saturday, 10/11/2008. Make up your mind to not make up your mind!