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The election sale is over. It took no time at all to determine our president-elect. The 44th President is Barack Obama. What does this mean for us? It means we will keep selling Obamunism shirts for one. It also means that Democrats better take cover because there will be a LOT of room to take shots of them now that they own the House, Senate, and the White House. Everything can be unmistakably blamed on them for a while. Don’t worry. We will still make fun of Republicans too. (They’ve shown an amazing ability to embarrass themselves lately.) So, make sure you don’t succeed too much for the next four years, and don’t invest in coal. Most of all, keep coming back to Conch Tees for some new designs.

You might have seen recently how Barack Obama finally admitted to Joe the Plumber what we have known all along: Obama wants to “spread the wealth” like the true socialist he is. We decided to counteract this blatantly unamerican sentiment with a true capitalist way of spreading the wealth: we will pay you for every shirt you sell on our behalf. That’s right, we have officially started our brand new affiliate program. We will pay you 5% of every sale you send our way. Our success becomes your success. Promote any or all of our shirts (such as our infamous Obamunism shirt) on your site, blog, facebook profile, myspace page…wherever you think is relevant. Visitors who buy our shirts via your link will score you 5% of the sale. Visit our affiliates page for more details, or go straight to the login/signup page, managed by e-junkie, to start making money right away.

On a recent outing to the countryside (we don’t get out much) we ran into Barack Obama and John McCain just chillin’ together in the doorway of a local political souvenir store. Obama shared his feelings of hope while McCain explained a few war strategies. Needless to say, they posed for some pictures with us before we were off.

Working people, we are coming after you! No income is safe. We are throwing our support behind Chairman Barack with all the strength we can muster, and we are going to slaughter all you capitalist pigs. All your dollars are belong to us! Power to the poor!