Our latest batch of Obamunism shirts got botched! The red and blue inks were accidentally swapped, making the sky red and stripes blue. Instead of just trashing the lot, we decided to give you a shot at buying these one-of-a-kind misprints at a dramatically reduced cost. Shirts start at $7. Hoodies start at $15. Quantities are very limited, so grab yours while you can.
Now that the election is over, and no one remembers that guy that lost, we have a couple of new shirts to add to our $7 bucket. McCaingsta and Electile Dysfunction can now be yours as collectors’ items on the cheap. Hey, it’s a $7 shirt. You can’t even get that in stores these days. Shipping is still free, so you really have no excuse not to buy one. Wear it to school. Wear it to the gym. Electile Dysfunction is white so it would be great for a wet t-shirt contest. McCaingsta is green, which is perfect for paintball or a Rubik’s Cube party. The other two $7 shirts are still $7: President Evil and Token. We thought about making a “Secretary of State Evil,” but it just doesn’t flow. You could buy this one, mark out “President,” and write in “Secretary of State” if you’d like. Once these are gone, they won’t be printed again (unless Hillary runs again for the 2016 elections, but we’ll probably have a new design for her by then,) so get yours while they last!
We have noticed an increase in interest in our little banjo with an attitude, so we figured we would let you take him home with you for $12 this week, 9-7-2008 to 9-13-2008. Your mission is to buy one of these shirts for you, your spouse, your boyfriend or girlfriend, your boyfriend and girlfriend, your spouse and boyfriend/girlfriend, your cool parents, your best bud, your pet donkey, the mailman, and at least one complete stranger by the end of the week. Otherwise, you will have to start paying full cost again until who-knows-when. So, hurry up and get yourself sufficiently folked. It’s a sure thing.
