T-Shirt Blog

Ok, you may be wondering if we are losing it. No, I assure we are not. We are moving a bunch of inventory, and really we just don’t want to carry it all. (Have you ever tried to get around New York City with thousands of t-shirts?) So, our laziness is your gain. Get everything for 50% off until the last minute of Sunday, November 8th. Stock up for Christmas. Stock up for Chanukah. Stock up for Kwanza. Stock up for the Winter Solstice. Just don’t miss out on this deal. You’ll kick yourself in the FACE if you do! (You don’t want to do that, now do you?) Even the $7 tees are only $3.50 now. Yep, tree-fiddy. For a shirt. Wal-Mart has NOTHING on us (except abusive labor practices.) Why are you still reading this? Go get your funny t-shirts now!

At Conch Tees, we are all about selling some t-shirts, but we are also all about creating a community of t-shirt fans. We’re going to try our best to keep this blog updated with all the latest info on our new designs, answers to customer questions, funny stories, and whatever else we can think of that only our parents will read. (Thanks, Mom! Oh, and while I’m at it, thanks for the guilt trip you dropped on me after I told you I couldn’t drive 16 hours to spend Christmas with you. Ass.) The blog is just the beginning. We have already created a facebook and myspace page for the Conch, and we have other secret plans that go beyond even that. Oh, and if you don’t know how to get back to the main site (or you are a spider who entered through the blog,) follow this link to the t-shirts.