ConchTees.com’s Black Friday sale is underway. At midnight last night we reduced the price of our classic tees to $1. We also reduced our new line of American Apparel shirts to $14 and our hooded sweatshirts to $15.
It is now the middle of Black Friday, and we have already sold out of a number of different sizes and even entire products. Our shirts, already popular icons across the net at their original prices, are flying off the shelves with the $1 price tag. And don’t forget our bulk discounts: 10% off orders of $30 or more, 20% off orders of $40 or more, and 40% off orders of $100 or more.
The sale ends tonight at 11:59 PST or until we run out of stock, whichever comes first. Quantities are limited.
Excuse the pun, but hells ya, we loves us some LOST over here. So why not share our excitement of the final episode countdown by giving peeps some money off their awesome t-shirts!? Starting right now (Tuesday night the 13th), we have discount code LOSTWATCHER that will get you ????? off of your order. Why is it all a mystery? Because so is LOST! The discount code will change each week… so you ‘ll have to keep coming back to check and see what it will bring. I knew Desmond was da shizzle! www.conchtees.com
Evan at iwearyourshirt.com also wore one of our shirts this year. He got the super popular 1up Yours shirt and had a blast with it. Watch him tell his neighbors, “Up yours!” Also, get 30% off all Conch Tees merchandise with the discount code UPYOURS for “Forever” (minus a few days or so.) Oh, and don’t make him feel too bad for mispronouncing our name. Apparently a lot of people say “conTCH” instead of “conK.” Who knew?
There are a lot of low-brow St. Patrick’s Day t-shirts out there. We thought we might raise the bar a little with an homage to the great Irish literary genius, James Joyce, with our I’m Pro Joyce t-shirt. What better way to say, “I’m an educated and well-read lush,” than with a t-shirt of this caliber. Turn your nose up at the world as you down that pint of green beer. Only $10 for a limited time.
We have reduced our introductory price for new t-shirts to $10. So if you’re lucky enough to catch a new release, it can be yours for only $10. That’s right. $10. As of this post, that means both 1up Yours and I Think I Can are only $10. We’re going to cycle those out as even newer releases are released. Be the first of your friends to have the latest and greatest funny t-shirts and save some cash. It’s a win-win. Actually, we get to sell the shirt, so it’s a win-win-win.
Ok, you may be wondering if we are losing it. No, I assure we are not. We are moving a bunch of inventory, and really we just don’t want to carry it all. (Have you ever tried to get around New York City with thousands of t-shirts?) So, our laziness is your gain. Get everything for 50% off until the last minute of Sunday, November 8th. Stock up for Christmas. Stock up for Chanukah. Stock up for Kwanza. Stock up for the Winter Solstice. Just don’t miss out on this deal. You’ll kick yourself in the FACE if you do! (You don’t want to do that, now do you?) Even the $7 tees are only $3.50 now. Yep, tree-fiddy. For a shirt. Wal-Mart has NOTHING on us (except abusive labor practices.) Why are you still reading this? Go get your funny t-shirts now!
You voted and we listened. Our “I Love München German Girls” design received an astounding number of votes. As promised, we are offering it as a pre-order for $14. This price will be valid until we release another new design. We hope to have these printed and ready to ship by March 4th, 2009. Reserve yours now! Both men’s and women’s shirts are available.
We have started a new feature on the site. Now, you can let us know which designs you like the best BEFORE we even release them. Just head over to the preview page and you’ll see a new design on which we’d like your feedback. Designs that get the most votes will be available for pre-order for $14. Be a part of the shirt-making process. You decided what gets printed!
Don’t forget, there are only two more days until our 2 or more for 15% off “inauguration sale” ends. This deal applies to hoodies too, so if you want to keep warm on the cheap, now is your chance. Remember, this is the most historical inauguration sale in the history of the world. No other inauguration sale has ever been as important as this one. Secure your piece of history by particpating in this the world’s most historic inauguration sale.
From now until January 20th just before midnight, we are offering 15% off the purchase of any two shirts or more. Consider it a celebration of a shift in power. If you’re heading to Obama’s inauguration, you might want to sport one of our shirts. If you want to stay warm, grab a hoodie. 15% off is nothing to scoff at. You could really make out like a bandit. On top of it all, shipping is still free. You know you love us.
