There are a lot of low-brow St. Patrick’s Day t-shirts out there. We thought we might raise the bar a little with an homage to the great Irish literary genius, James Joyce, with our I’m Pro Joyce t-shirt. What better way to say, “I’m an educated and well-read lush,” than with a t-shirt of this caliber. Turn your nose up at the world as you down that pint of green beer. Only $10 for a limited time.
We have reduced our introductory price for new t-shirts to $10. So if you’re lucky enough to catch a new release, it can be yours for only $10. That’s right. $10. As of this post, that means both 1up Yours and I Think I Can are only $10. We’re going to cycle those out as even newer releases are released. Be the first of your friends to have the latest and greatest funny t-shirts and save some cash. It’s a win-win. Actually, we get to sell the shirt, so it’s a win-win-win.
Ok, you may be wondering if we are losing it. No, I assure we are not. We are moving a bunch of inventory, and really we just don’t want to carry it all. (Have you ever tried to get around New York City with thousands of t-shirts?) So, our laziness is your gain. Get everything for 50% off until the last minute of Sunday, November 8th. Stock up for Christmas. Stock up for Chanukah. Stock up for Kwanza. Stock up for the Winter Solstice. Just don’t miss out on this deal. You’ll kick yourself in the FACE if you do! (You don’t want to do that, now do you?) Even the $7 tees are only $3.50 now. Yep, tree-fiddy. For a shirt. Wal-Mart has NOTHING on us (except abusive labor practices.) Why are you still reading this? Go get your funny t-shirts now!
You voted and we listened. Our “I Love München German Girls” design received an astounding number of votes. As promised, we are offering it as a pre-order for $14. This price will be valid until we release another new design. We hope to have these printed and ready to ship by March 4th, 2009. Reserve yours now! Both men’s and women’s shirts are available.
We have started a new feature on the site. Now, you can let us know which designs you like the best BEFORE we even release them. Just head over to the preview page and you’ll see a new design on which we’d like your feedback. Designs that get the most votes will be available for pre-order for $14. Be a part of the shirt-making process. You decided what gets printed!
Don’t forget, there are only two more days until our 2 or more for 15% off “inauguration sale” ends. This deal applies to hoodies too, so if you want to keep warm on the cheap, now is your chance. Remember, this is the most historical inauguration sale in the history of the world. No other inauguration sale has ever been as important as this one. Secure your piece of history by particpating in this the world’s most historic inauguration sale.
From now until January 20th just before midnight, we are offering 15% off the purchase of any two shirts or more. Consider it a celebration of a shift in power. If you’re heading to Obama’s inauguration, you might want to sport one of our shirts. If you want to stay warm, grab a hoodie. 15% off is nothing to scoff at. You could really make out like a bandit. On top of it all, shipping is still free. You know you love us.
In celebration of the day after Thanksgiving, also known as “Black Friday,” we are offering 25% off your entire order if you use the discount code BLACKFRIDAY in your cart at checkout. This offer expires at midnight tomorrow night! It’s madness!! MADNESS I TELL YOU!!
Ever wanted to try before you buy? Think the internet has gotten too big for its britches? Afraid of the indoors? Roommate just plain annoying? Then come out to Union Square in New York City this Saturday afternoon, June 28th, and look for the Conch Tees shirts on display! We will have our online inventory with us for you to purchase right there in person. If you still prefer the internet experience one of us can speak to you in binary. It’s no problem, we’re fluent.
But the most important thing… Mention you read this blog post and we’ll give you a few dollars off your purchase. $5.00, to be exact. See you Saturday!