We recently received two photos of one of our conchs in action: Electile Dysfunction! The photos were submitted by Kevin and Gregg from Raleigh, North Carolina during one of their many “community awareness” shows at a piano bar. They told me a bit more about what their shows are about, but let’s just suffice to say that they love to get the word out. Thanks for sharing your Dysfunction, guys!
Now that the election is over, and no one remembers that guy that lost, we have a couple of new shirts to add to our $7 bucket. McCaingsta and Electile Dysfunction can now be yours as collectors’ items on the cheap. Hey, it’s a $7 shirt. You can’t even get that in stores these days. Shipping is still free, so you really have no excuse not to buy one. Wear it to school. Wear it to the gym. Electile Dysfunction is white so it would be great for a wet t-shirt contest. McCaingsta is green, which is perfect for paintball or a Rubik’s Cube party. The other two $7 shirts are still $7: President Evil and Token. We thought about making a “Secretary of State Evil,” but it just doesn’t flow. You could buy this one, mark out “President,” and write in “Secretary of State” if you’d like. Once these are gone, they won’t be printed again (unless Hillary runs again for the 2016 elections, but we’ll probably have a new design for her by then,) so get yours while they last!
Electile Dysfunction t-shirt
We respect your right to not make up your mind until you reach the voting booth. Show the mainstream candidates that you are not buying their snake oil rhetoric and are waiting for some solid policy decisions before you make your final selection. We want to empower you with the gift of indecision by giving you our Electile Dysfunction shirt for only $12 this week. This sale runs through Saturday, 10/11/2008. Make up your mind to not make up your mind!
They’d have you believe you only have two choices. Finding it hard to pick one? They both suck? Guess what. There are more than two parties, people! Don’t be a sheep led to the slaughter. There’s a reason you’re having difficulty getting that finger up (probably because you’re a terrorist.)
