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The election sale is over. It took no time at all to determine our president-elect. The 44th President is Barack Obama. What does this mean for us? It means we will keep selling Obamunism shirts for one. It also means that Democrats better take cover because there will be a LOT of room to take shots of them now that they own the House, Senate, and the White House. Everything can be unmistakably blamed on them for a while. Don’t worry. We will still make fun of Republicans too. (They’ve shown an amazing ability to embarrass themselves lately.) So, make sure you don’t succeed too much for the next four years, and don’t invest in coal. Most of all, keep coming back to Conch Tees for some new designs.

We are dropping the prices of all of our political shirts until we elect a new president. Whether you hate Obama, McCain, or both, or you still hate Hillary, we have the shirt for you. $12 for Obamunism, McCaingsta, and Electile Dysfunction. Only $5 for President Evil. Remember, this sale will run until we elect a new president, meaning that we will wait until all of the lawsuits are filed and settled and everyone stops whining about who actually won. If that doesn’t happen until someone is sworn in, then so be it. Buy yours today! Tomorrow this sale could be over.

Working people, we are coming after you! No income is safe. We are throwing our support behind Chairman Barack with all the strength we can muster, and we are going to slaughter all you capitalist pigs. All your dollars are belong to us! Power to the poor!

What better way to perpetuate global war than to put a war hero in office? Show your unbridled, ludicrous support for grampa Johnny.