Posts Tagged ‘funny’
Saturday, April 2nd, 2011
It was a lonely Friday night. We were home alone, wondering what to do with ourselves. We opened our faithful interwebs browser and took a look around to see who was out there. Stumbling over to Cra-glist.org, we found a bunch of brand new pictures of one of our favorite t-shirts. Fortunately for us, we also realized that it was our own girl, Emma, who happened to be wearing this wonderful tee. We called her up, and the rest is history. Now you get to share in our afterglow. Check out these fresh, new pictures!

Emma wearing Hookers.Cra-gslist.org
Tags: awesome, craigslist, emma, escorts, funny, hookers, outdoors, tees
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Wednesday, March 30th, 2011
Zombies rule and boys drool! At least we think so. Zombies always seem to have away of catching women that we’ve never been able to completely figure out. But why even dissect the issue when we can make a new tee about it!? Yeah, our thoughts exactly. We really do Like You For Your Brains. Promise. Scout’s honor. You’re super smart, like, totally!


Tags: black shirt, boobs, funny, hot girls, outdoors, tee, zombie, zombies
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Monday, March 28th, 2011
We’re living the Sheen dream and made a brand new tee to commemorate this event! Check out our Tiger Blood tee now or… well, we just don’t know what will happen next, do we!? If you’re a fan of Sheen’s Korner then mayhaps you should watch it in style wearing one of these puppies. You do want to look like a smokin’ hottie, don’t you?
Ok ok, we get it, he’s awesome at being him! We wish we could be him. We think? We’re not sure. Maybe? Les sprinkle some of this Adonis DNA all over ourselves and see what happens. Dang, look at us go. We must be rock stars from Mars!
If you don’t get this shirt, that just means you can’t process it with your normal brain.

Tags: adonis DNA, charlie sheen, crazy, funny, rockstar from mars, sheens korner, smokin hotties, tiger blood, ustream
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Sunday, March 27th, 2011
You might have heard of Mario and his zany brother Luigi. They have a drug problem. See, the thing is, they keep eating these mushrooms for some weird reason. We can’t think of why that could be, but hey, who are we to judge, right? But watching them do their thing gave us a crazy idea to share their need for mushrooms with everyone. So POOF! Up pops our 1UP Yours tee, filled with all the wholesome goodness that you’re used to. These babies are even printed on American Apparel, ripe for your picking pleasure. So what are you waiting for? Head over to ConchTees.com and grab a few.*
* This tee has been approved by the Food and Drug Administration**
** Not really

Tags: 1up yours, college, emma, funny, geek, mario brothers, outdoors, tees, video games
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Wednesday, October 13th, 2010
Ya, so since a cure for good actors getting the clap has not been found, we decided to do another round of pictures with one of our best selling shirts: Good Actors Get the Clap. Lucky for us, we found another model who was willing so put her lovely face out there in the good name of Actors and Claps everywhere. Who is she, you may ask? Emma, I may answer. Want more of her or anyone else? Just ask! In the meantime, check out the shirt. Duh.

Emma - Good Actors Get the Clap

Alan - Good Actors Get the Clap
Tags: alan, emma, funny, good actors get the clap, new pictures, T shirt
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Wednesday, October 13th, 2010
Man, have we been lazy about posting our videos over here at ConchTees.com… probably because we’ve been too busy discovering videos online of all these cool peeps making videos featuring various Conch tees! So to catch up, we’re just going to post them all at once for your viewing pleasure. What better way to spend the afternoon at work than by watching videos of funny things? So, without further adieu… we present… drum roll please… the videoooooooos!
Angela Seales’ iwearyourshirt.com audition video
Abbreviations are Stup – iwearyourshirt.com
Benny Hill Pancakes – iwearyourshirt.com
How To Be A Man – from Angela Seales, the Seales of Approval
Tags: abbreviations are stup, angela seales, audition, awkward turtle, easy but not diseasy, funny, iwearyourshirt, seales of approval, tshirt, videos
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Tuesday, August 3rd, 2010
I hate to say this because you just might not want to hear the answer, but smokers are going to burn in hell when they die from smoking. Yes, in a trouble double over the top under head scratching study, this has been proven! *funded by hippies of the world, inc.* But, we were able to find two very non-smoker type people to show off one of our newest designs, The Truthiness About Smoking. Check ‘em out. Voice your opinion… that is, if you still have your voicebox. OH SNAP!

Terresa - The Truthiness About Smoking

Kenneth - The Truthiness About Smoking
Tags: comedy, funny, hot, photos, smoking kills, surgeon general, T shirt
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Sunday, August 1st, 2010
Holla! We gots us our own Asians… they know Kung-Fu, Tae Kwon Do, Karate, Sushi, and any other martial arts that you could think of. Yes, we know it’s true. They travel with us always because they. can. kick. your. ass. They are new to the ConchTees.com family and we welcome them with open arms (and closed fists… ka-pow! bang! zip!) Jennifer and Chai have graced us with their loverly faces, and we want to share. Check out their photo spread here.

Jennifer wearing "I'm Asian So I Can Kick Your Ass"

Chai wearing "I'm Asian So I Can Kick Your Ass"
Tags: asian, comedy, funny, kung fu, martial arts, pretty lady, t-shirts
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Tuesday, April 13th, 2010
Excuse the pun, but hells ya, we loves us some LOST over here. So why not share our excitement of the final episode countdown by giving peeps some money off their awesome t-shirts!? Starting right now (Tuesday night the 13th), we have discount code LOSTWATCHER that will get you ????? off of your order. Why is it all a mystery? Because so is LOST! The discount code will change each week… so you ‘ll have to keep coming back to check and see what it will bring. I knew Desmond was da shizzle! www.conchtees.com
DISCOUNT CODE: LOSTWATCHER
Tags: code, countdown, Discount, funny, LOST, news, Sawyer, T shirt
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Thursday, April 8th, 2010
Yupp, it’s true! She’s cute, she likes technology, likes football, and apparently she really likes our t-shirts… Cali Lewis is back on the scene again wearing our Winsiana!! tee to celebrate the recent Superbowl win of the New Orleans Saints. In your face, all those who called them LOSEiana!

Cali Lewis wears Winsiana!!
Tags: cali lewis, football, funny, new orleans saints, superbowl, t-shirts, winsiana
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