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Yes, we said it. Atheists have sects too. GOOD sects at that. If I had to choose, I would choose atheist sects over any other kind. If you Enjoy Atheist Sects, you’ll enjoy our newest t-shirt. The Flying Spaghetti Monster approves! Also, we are now accepting new members into our atheist sects. Just visit AtheistSects.com. All types of members accepted and desired. You don’t even have to be atheist! It’s just fun to say really. Atheist sects, atheist sects, atheist sects… $10 for a limited time!

There’s a new shirt up ready for your votes. This one is rude, crude, and downright offensive. (Some of you are gonna love it. You know who you are.) If you know what a purity ring is, and you know what “the shocker” is, then you’ll appreciate the irony. Otherwise, just mark it “I don’t get it,” and move on. All votes are welcome. There’s no wrong opinion, just wrong people. Head over and vote for Purity Ring Shocker now. (Btw, we have disabled Facebook synchronization for votes on this particular shirt. It’s really not appropriate for Facebook.)