T-Shirt Blog

What do you get when two giant agendas butt heads? Truthiness. We’ve exposed said truthiness with our latest design preview: The Truthiness About Smoking. If THIS doesn’t convince you that smoking is bad, then…well…we don’t really care. Smoke all you want. Or don’t. It’s YOUR eternal life after all. Keep the laws off your body; put our shirts there instead. Although, if you DID quit smoking, think of all that extra money you’d have to spend on t-shirts. Go vote on this latest design.

Your wait is over. The pre-order phase of “I’m with /dev/null” is now complete, and you can actually order the actual shirt now. The price is still at $14 like we promised. That includes standard shipping (like always.) Grab one now before we make our next release. Geeks unite!

There’s a new shirt up ready for your votes. This one is rude, crude, and downright offensive. (Some of you are gonna love it. You know who you are.) If you know what a purity ring is, and you know what “the shocker” is, then you’ll appreciate the irony. Otherwise, just mark it “I don’t get it,” and move on. All votes are welcome. There’s no wrong opinion, just wrong people. Head over and vote for Purity Ring Shocker now. (Btw, we have disabled Facebook synchronization for votes on this particular shirt. It’s really not appropriate for Facebook.)

In the historical spirit of democracy, we’re letting people vote on our latest design: Nation Fail. What it is: 1) Simple, 2) Clean, 3) Profound. What it’s not: 1) Chocolate, 2) The cure for cancer, 3) Purchasable until enough people vote on it. So enact your democratic duty, and go vote. You don’t even have to wait in long lines, so there’s no excuse.

It’s here! It’s here! The shirt you’ve been waiting for has arrived! For a limited time, our new I Love München German Girls t-shirt is only $14. We’ll leave it at this price until we release a new design (which could be soon thanks to your feedback on our latest designs on our voting page.) Grab yours now at the sale price. Also available for ladies. (Hey, we don’t discriminate against anyone who likes München German girls.)

We have added a new feature to Conch Tees. Now, you can connect your Facebook account directly to our site! Just press the “Connect with Facebook” button in the top right of any page on conchtees.com. Whenever you vote on one of our shirts, you will be able to post a story to your Facebook feed. We will be adding more types of stories in the near future as well.

Speaking of voting, there is a new design up at http://conchtees.com/shirt/men/pong-pwnd.php. Take a moment to give us a thumbs up or thumbs down. Your feedback is very important to us.

Also, for group members, if you didn’t know, we have a Facebook page where you can become a fan of Conch Tees. It’s at http://www.facebook.com/pages/Conch-Tees/19238684608.

You voted and we listened. Our “I Love München German Girls” design received an astounding number of votes. As promised, we are offering it as a pre-order for $14. This price will be valid until we release another new design. We hope to have these printed and ready to ship by March 4th, 2009. Reserve yours now! Both men’s and women’s shirts are available.

If you are a fan of piano rock artists like Ben Folds, you really need to check out Hugo. Hugo approached us with a request to help sell their new line of t-shirts on the interweb. Well, it’s what we do, and we like Hugo, so we did it. Hugo’s first design can be purchased on a blue or grey American Apparel track shirt. If you haven’t experienced these shirts, get ready to be astounded by their softness. Even if you are not a fan of Hugo, these shirts are an extreme value at our prices which include free shipping. Hurry up and be the first person to wear these around your college campus!

Hugo in Grey

Hugo in Blue

We just got our first batch of Obamunism hoodies in, and they are fantastic. Keep warm this winter by wrapping yourself in pro-democracy goodness. $28 secures your piece of history. As always, shipping is free.

You might have noticed something new on the site: the addition of a second color for our Obamunism shirts. Yes, we now offer Obamunism in navy and black in select sizes. If you guys end up really liking the black, we will definitely print more. We’ve already mailed off quite a few before I even had a chance to write this blog entry, so it looks highly likely that we will do a full run with these. Keep an eye out.