Your wait is over. The pre-order phase of “I’m with /dev/null” is now complete, and you can actually order the actual shirt now. The price is still at $14 like we promised. That includes standard shipping (like always.) Grab one now before we make our next release. Geeks unite!
We have taken a lot of our older stock that has only a few remaining shirts left and reduced all of their prices to $7.00. ($9.50 for 2XL and larger.) We will not be reprinting these shirts, so they are officially limited in quantities as of right… … … now! The full list can be found on the Shirts On Sale page. There are a LOT to choose from, but remember, once we’re out of a particular size or design, it’s gone forever. So grab yours now. Free standard shipping is still included, so you really can’t beat the $7 price tag.
It’s here! It’s here! The shirt you’ve been waiting for has arrived! For a limited time, our new I Love München German Girls t-shirt is only $14. We’ll leave it at this price until we release a new design (which could be soon thanks to your feedback on our latest designs on our voting page.) Grab yours now at the sale price. Also available for ladies. (Hey, we don’t discriminate against anyone who likes München German girls.)
You voted and we listened. Our “I Love München German Girls” design received an astounding number of votes. As promised, we are offering it as a pre-order for $14. This price will be valid until we release another new design. We hope to have these printed and ready to ship by March 4th, 2009. Reserve yours now! Both men’s and women’s shirts are available.
We have started a new feature on the site. Now, you can let us know which designs you like the best BEFORE we even release them. Just head over to the preview page and you’ll see a new design on which we’d like your feedback. Designs that get the most votes will be available for pre-order for $14. Be a part of the shirt-making process. You decided what gets printed!
Don’t forget, there are only two more days until our 2 or more for 15% off “inauguration sale” ends. This deal applies to hoodies too, so if you want to keep warm on the cheap, now is your chance. Remember, this is the most historical inauguration sale in the history of the world. No other inauguration sale has ever been as important as this one. Secure your piece of history by particpating in this the world’s most historic inauguration sale.
From now until January 20th just before midnight, we are offering 15% off the purchase of any two shirts or more. Consider it a celebration of a shift in power. If you’re heading to Obama’s inauguration, you might want to sport one of our shirts. If you want to stay warm, grab a hoodie. 15% off is nothing to scoff at. You could really make out like a bandit. On top of it all, shipping is still free. You know you love us.
Now that the election is over, and no one remembers that guy that lost, we have a couple of new shirts to add to our $7 bucket. McCaingsta and Electile Dysfunction can now be yours as collectors’ items on the cheap. Hey, it’s a $7 shirt. You can’t even get that in stores these days. Shipping is still free, so you really have no excuse not to buy one. Wear it to school. Wear it to the gym. Electile Dysfunction is white so it would be great for a wet t-shirt contest. McCaingsta is green, which is perfect for paintball or a Rubik’s Cube party. The other two $7 shirts are still $7: President Evil and Token. We thought about making a “Secretary of State Evil,” but it just doesn’t flow. You could buy this one, mark out “President,” and write in “Secretary of State” if you’d like. Once these are gone, they won’t be printed again (unless Hillary runs again for the 2016 elections, but we’ll probably have a new design for her by then,) so get yours while they last!
In celebration of the day after Thanksgiving, also known as “Black Friday,” we are offering 25% off your entire order if you use the discount code BLACKFRIDAY in your cart at checkout. This offer expires at midnight tomorrow night! It’s madness!! MADNESS I TELL YOU!!
The election sale is over. It took no time at all to determine our president-elect. The 44th President is Barack Obama. What does this mean for us? It means we will keep selling Obamunism shirts for one. It also means that Democrats better take cover because there will be a LOT of room to take shots of them now that they own the House, Senate, and the White House. Everything can be unmistakably blamed on them for a while. Don’t worry. We will still make fun of Republicans too. (They’ve shown an amazing ability to embarrass themselves lately.) So, make sure you don’t succeed too much for the next four years, and don’t invest in coal. Most of all, keep coming back to Conch Tees for some new designs.