T-Shirt Blog

The election sale is over. It took no time at all to determine our president-elect. The 44th President is Barack Obama. What does this mean for us? It means we will keep selling Obamunism shirts for one. It also means that Democrats better take cover because there will be a LOT of room to take shots of them now that they own the House, Senate, and the White House. Everything can be unmistakably blamed on them for a while. Don’t worry. We will still make fun of Republicans too. (They’ve shown an amazing ability to embarrass themselves lately.) So, make sure you don’t succeed too much for the next four years, and don’t invest in coal. Most of all, keep coming back to Conch Tees for some new designs.

We are dropping the prices of all of our political shirts until we elect a new president. Whether you hate Obama, McCain, or both, or you still hate Hillary, we have the shirt for you. $12 for Obamunism, McCaingsta, and Electile Dysfunction. Only $5 for President Evil. Remember, this sale will run until we elect a new president, meaning that we will wait until all of the lawsuits are filed and settled and everyone stops whining about who actually won. If that doesn’t happen until someone is sworn in, then so be it. Buy yours today! Tomorrow this sale could be over.

From now until November 1st, all of our shirts are on sale for $12! The only exceptions are our two $7 shirts, President Evil and Token, and any 2XL or larger shirts which will have the standard $2.50 upcharge. Now’s the time to stock up on some inexpensive clothing. We are still providing free standard shipping with these purchases, so the price you see is the price you pay (unless you live in New York where we have to collect sales tax…booo.) Why pay $15.99 at other sites or over $20 at the really crappy ones? Save more cash, and get more stuff only at Conch Tees.

Following in the continuing tradition of our honorable weekly on-sale special sale tradition sale, our Awkward Turtle shirt is now our item up for grabs! Check out the following link for your opportunity to seize this bad boy for $12, now through Saturday. Awkward? Not at all.

We have noticed an increase in interest in our little banjo with an attitude, so we figured we would let you take him home with you for $12 this week, 9-7-2008 to 9-13-2008. Your mission is to buy one of these shirts for you, your spouse, your boyfriend or girlfriend, your boyfriend and girlfriend, your spouse and boyfriend/girlfriend, your cool parents, your best bud, your pet donkey, the mailman, and at least one complete stranger by the end of the week. Otherwise, you will have to start paying full cost again until who-knows-when. So, hurry up and get yourself sufficiently folked. It’s a sure thing.