If you ordered an “Ask Me About My Narcissism” shirt, the shirts are now in stock and shipping! We know your time is important, maybe even the most important thing to you. Or perhaps you value your intelligence or complexion more. Anyway, this is all about you. It’s gotta be about you, doesn’t it? “Me me me,” is all you ever care about! Ok now you’re just starting to piss me off. Enjoy your damn shirt.
I know we just launched the new Hugo shirt, but things just keep getting better. Now, when you purchase any of Hugo’s awesomely soft and comfortable, high-quality shirts, you get a free sticker! Stick it on your guitar case. Stick it on your wall. Stick it on your girlfriend and send us a picture. Stick it on any surface that can handle a sticky sticker.
Free Hugo Sticker
If you are a fan of piano rock artists like Ben Folds, you really need to check out Hugo. Hugo approached us with a request to help sell their new line of t-shirts on the interweb. Well, it’s what we do, and we like Hugo, so we did it. Hugo’s first design can be purchased on a blue or grey American Apparel track shirt. If you haven’t experienced these shirts, get ready to be astounded by their softness. Even if you are not a fan of Hugo, these shirts are an extreme value at our prices which include free shipping. Hurry up and be the first person to wear these around your college campus!
Hugo in Grey
Hugo in Blue
We have our new stock in and are getting packages prepared for all of our backorders. You will be wearing a fresh Obamunism shirt sooner than you think.
We finally have an estimated shipping date for the next batch of Men’s Obamunism t-shirts. We still have Navy Small and 2XL as well as Black Small in stock, but all other sizes are on backorder until November 22nd. Reserve yours now. All women’s Obamunism shirts are ready to ship tomorrow.
The election sale is over. It took no time at all to determine our president-elect. The 44th President is Barack Obama. What does this mean for us? It means we will keep selling Obamunism shirts for one. It also means that Democrats better take cover because there will be a LOT of room to take shots of them now that they own the House, Senate, and the White House. Everything can be unmistakably blamed on them for a while. Don’t worry. We will still make fun of Republicans too. (They’ve shown an amazing ability to embarrass themselves lately.) So, make sure you don’t succeed too much for the next four years, and don’t invest in coal. Most of all, keep coming back to Conch Tees for some new designs.
From now until November 1st, all of our shirts are on sale for $12! The only exceptions are our two $7 shirts, President Evil and Token, and any 2XL or larger shirts which will have the standard $2.50 upcharge. Now’s the time to stock up on some inexpensive clothing. We are still providing free standard shipping with these purchases, so the price you see is the price you pay (unless you live in New York where we have to collect sales tax…booo.) Why pay $15.99 at other sites or over $20 at the really crappy ones? Save more cash, and get more stuff only at Conch Tees.
Wow. We’re making some waves. Every day we are seeing more and more sites blogging about our Obamunism shirt. Honestly, we are having difficulty keeping it in stock with all this traffic! The latest surge has come from RedState.com. Absolutely fantastic. We are making new records in all areas of our business on a daily basis it seems. Thanks to everyone who has supported us, including our newest referral, RedState.com.
So it looks like everyone really liked the black version of our Obamunism shirt. We only have a few left after only a few days of being offered. So, we’re definitely going to print some more black shirts to sell along with our standard navy shirts. We’ll let you know when they are ready. Meanwhile, the navy stock should hold you over.