Now that the election is over, and no one remembers that guy that lost, we have a couple of new shirts to add to our $7 bucket. McCaingsta and Electile Dysfunction can now be yours as collectors’ items on the cheap. Hey, it’s a $7 shirt. You can’t even get that in stores these days. Shipping is still free, so you really have no excuse not to buy one. Wear it to school. Wear it to the gym. Electile Dysfunction is white so it would be great for a wet t-shirt contest. McCaingsta is green, which is perfect for paintball or a Rubik’s Cube party. The other two $7 shirts are still $7: President Evil and Token. We thought about making a “Secretary of State Evil,” but it just doesn’t flow. You could buy this one, mark out “President,” and write in “Secretary of State” if you’d like. Once these are gone, they won’t be printed again (unless Hillary runs again for the 2016 elections, but we’ll probably have a new design for her by then,) so get yours while they last!
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We have our new stock in and are getting packages prepared for all of our backorders. You will be wearing a fresh Obamunism shirt sooner than you think.
The election sale is over. It took no time at all to determine our president-elect. The 44th President is Barack Obama. What does this mean for us? It means we will keep selling Obamunism shirts for one. It also means that Democrats better take cover because there will be a LOT of room to take shots of them now that they own the House, Senate, and the White House. Everything can be unmistakably blamed on them for a while. Don’t worry. We will still make fun of Republicans too. (They’ve shown an amazing ability to embarrass themselves lately.) So, make sure you don’t succeed too much for the next four years, and don’t invest in coal. Most of all, keep coming back to Conch Tees for some new designs.
We are dropping the prices of all of our political shirts until we elect a new president. Whether you hate Obama, McCain, or both, or you still hate Hillary, we have the shirt for you. $12 for Obamunism, McCaingsta, and Electile Dysfunction. Only $5 for President Evil. Remember, this sale will run until we elect a new president, meaning that we will wait until all of the lawsuits are filed and settled and everyone stops whining about who actually won. If that doesn’t happen until someone is sworn in, then so be it. Buy yours today! Tomorrow this sale could be over.
From now until November 1st, all of our shirts are on sale for $12! The only exceptions are our two $7 shirts, President Evil and Token, and any 2XL or larger shirts which will have the standard $2.50 upcharge. Now’s the time to stock up on some inexpensive clothing. We are still providing free standard shipping with these purchases, so the price you see is the price you pay (unless you live in New York where we have to collect sales tax…booo.) Why pay $15.99 at other sites or over $20 at the really crappy ones? Save more cash, and get more stuff only at Conch Tees.
Wow. We’re making some waves. Every day we are seeing more and more sites blogging about our Obamunism shirt. Honestly, we are having difficulty keeping it in stock with all this traffic! The latest surge has come from RedState.com. Absolutely fantastic. We are making new records in all areas of our business on a daily basis it seems. Thanks to everyone who has supported us, including our newest referral, RedState.com.
So it looks like everyone really liked the black version of our Obamunism shirt. We only have a few left after only a few days of being offered. So, we’re definitely going to print some more black shirts to sell along with our standard navy shirts. We’ll let you know when they are ready. Meanwhile, the navy stock should hold you over.
So, we figured we needed to give our website some tender loving care. You are now looking at the result. The old design seemed a bit cluttered, much like our apartments (of which in mine I currently cannot locate my Wiimote.) We think things are a lot cleaner around here now, and there’s just enough cool widget wizardry to make us modern and unique. So, unlike our apartments, the site IMHO is a pretty cool place to hang out (due in large part to the fact that no one wants to come over until I find my Wiimote.) All of our shirts are still here, just reorganized. The political and politically incorrect humor is still the same (be it good or bad.) Keep an eye out for new social initiatives we’ll be launching soon.