T-Shirt Blog

Everyone is saying it these days: “I have assburgers.” It’s the new “I’m OCD” or “I’m ADD.” Ugh, it makes me cringe. If you know someone who constantly reminds you of how he or she has “assburgers,” you should totally get that person this I Have Assburgers shirt as a gift. It’s only $10 for a limited time. Everyone will get a kick out of it (except maybe the dude with “assburgers” who will at least pretend not to understand the humor.) Better yet, don’t waste your money on those people; just get the shirt for yourself and wear it whenever they are around. Then, when they say, “You don’t have assburgers, and you spelled it wrong,” simply respond with, “Exactly.”

I Have Assburgers t-shirt

There are a lot of low-brow St. Patrick’s Day t-shirts out there. We thought we might raise the bar a little with an homage to the great Irish literary genius, James Joyce, with our I’m Pro Joyce t-shirt. What better way to say, “I’m an educated and well-read lush,” than with a t-shirt of this caliber. Turn your nose up at the world as you down that pint of green beer. Only $10 for a limited time.

Recently, a fan by the name of Float participated in a date auction. Float, being a secret marketing genius, knew that he could fetch top-dollar for himself by wearing the right outfit. It just so happens that the right outfit in this case was an I’m Easy But Not Diseasy! shirt from ConchTees.com. Float’s genius did not let him down. He was purchased for well over $100, one of the highest bids of the evening! We don’t know if he put out or not, but admitting to that would probably be illegal in most states anyway (like 98% of them to be precise.) Congratulations, Float! And thanks for the pics!

Float struts his stuff for the date auction

A satisfied Float poses after the auction

Yes it’s true, we found one of our newest models, Bree, sporting our Two Dads Are Better Than None shirt while we were out the other night. Of course, we had to grab a pic. Spank you very much, Bree! Follow her on Twitter.

Please help me in welcoming two new models to the ranks of the Conch Tees pages: Bree and Micha, showing off “I‘m Easy But Not Diseasy” and “Chicks Dig Tiger’s Wood“, respectively. Thanks ladies! We know you’ll be the talk of the town with your Easy Tiger loving selfs!

Micha & Bree

I’m with Dev/Null strikes again! Cali Lewis from GeekBrief TV is sporting a Conch Tee in today’s episode #611. She must love the look & feel, or maybe she’s just trying to send a secret message about the person standing to her left. Either way, thanks again, Cali!

Cali Lewis wearing I'm With Dev/Null

On today’s episode (#610) of GeekBrief TV, Cali Lewis wore our Food, The Poop of the Future t-shirt. Check it out if you like pretty ladies or geeky gadgets. Thanks, Cali! Oh, and yeah… I think that 1080p projector is going on my Christmas list.

Cali Lewis wearing Food, the Poop of the Future

We received a great user-submitted photo the other day and had to post it. Joe, from Tinley Park, IL, sent us this photo  of himself wearing our Obamunism tee. We appreciate it!

Joe wearing Obamunism

Our latest batch of Obamunism shirts got botched! The red and blue inks were accidentally swapped, making the sky red and stripes blue. Instead of just trashing the lot, we decided to give you a shot at buying these one-of-a-kind misprints at a dramatically reduced cost. Shirts start at $7. Hoodies start at $15. Quantities are very limited, so grab yours while you can.

With all the controversy surrounding gay marriage, we figured everyone was sorely overlooking the controversy surrounding divorce and deadbeat dads. It begs the questions: is it better to have two dads or no dad at all? We’re betting on two dads with our Two Dads Are Better Than None design…if not merely because it’s edgier than a shirt that simply says: “I have a dad.” Let us know what you think.

Two dads are better than none