On today’s episode (#610) of GeekBrief TV, Cali Lewis wore our Food, The Poop of the Future t-shirt. Check it out if you like pretty ladies or geeky gadgets. Thanks, Cali! Oh, and yeah… I think that 1080p projector is going on my Christmas list.
Cali Lewis wearing Food, the Poop of the Future
We received a great user-submitted photo the other day and had to post it. Joe, from Tinley Park, IL, sent us this photo of himself wearing our Obamunism tee. We appreciate it!
Joe wearing Obamunism
Our latest batch of Obamunism shirts got botched! The red and blue inks were accidentally swapped, making the sky red and stripes blue. Instead of just trashing the lot, we decided to give you a shot at buying these one-of-a-kind misprints at a dramatically reduced cost. Shirts start at $7. Hoodies start at $15. Quantities are very limited, so grab yours while you can.
With all the controversy surrounding gay marriage, we figured everyone was sorely overlooking the controversy surrounding divorce and deadbeat dads. It begs the questions: is it better to have two dads or no dad at all? We’re betting on two dads with our Two Dads Are Better Than None design…if not merely because it’s edgier than a shirt that simply says: “I have a dad.” Let us know what you think.
Two dads are better than none
It’s official. The media has been taken over by the government. Now you don’t have to kid yourself anymore about whether or not television news is just propaganda. It most certainly is. Commemorate this shift in policy from secretive brainwashing to outright public pandering with your very own OBC: Obama Broadcasting Company t-shirt. Pre-orders are only $14. This initial run may be small, but if you’re interested, we will definitely reprint.
We are finally offering hookers on Conch Tees. People have been asking and asking, “When are you going to start selling hookers?” Usually it’s followed by, “I really want hookers!” Ok ok, fine! We caved! We’re selling hookers now. Sheesh. We have both men’s hookers and women’s hookers. As usual they’re on sale for their introductory period. So go buy your hookers shirt already. Pre-orders should ship by June 18th.
See it here first, folks… Jason, from Iwearyourshirt.com, has discovered our Food, the Poop of the Future shirt and decided to take it for a walk on the beach. While enjoying the afternoon sun, he discovered our new Conch Phone and, well, sorta fell in love with it. Check it out here:
Another design is online and ready for your votes. Check out Phelps Is Dope, and let us know what you think. This design will not post to Facebook if you are using our Conch Tees Connector. So feel free to vote with being Facebook-inappropriate.
Dunno if you’ve heard about this guy or not, but you might want to check out iwearyourshirt.com. He came up with a clever way to make some money this year by wearing a sponsored shirt every day of the year. We got a previously taken, now recently open spot (until it was taken by us) on April 29. So, next Wednesday, iwearyourshirt.com is all about Conch Tees! Huzzah! This will be an interesting test of an innovative marketing idea.
Our latest shirt preview came by special request. It is rooted in pop culture, particularly of the animated variety. The message also applies to the general funk we’ve gotten ourselves into as a nation. Cant’ Someone Else Do It? is ready for your votes. Now, I know what you’re thinking: “Why should I go vote? Can’t someone else do it?” No! The answer is no! You have to start the trend. Don’t be the butt of the joke. Be the person everyone else was waiting on to “do it.”