T-Shirt Blog

What do you get when two giant agendas butt heads? Truthiness. We’ve exposed said truthiness with our latest design preview: The Truthiness About Smoking. If THIS doesn’t convince you that smoking is bad, then…well…we don’t really care. Smoke all you want. Or don’t. It’s YOUR eternal life after all. Keep the laws off your body; put our shirts there instead. Although, if you DID quit smoking, think of all that extra money you’d have to spend on t-shirts. Go vote on this latest design.

We have put another shirt up for voting. Check out We Can Make Babies!, and let us know what you think. Don’t hold back. Let your inner voting monster loose. It only takes a few clicks.

There’s a new shirt up ready for your votes. This one is rude, crude, and downright offensive. (Some of you are gonna love it. You know who you are.) If you know what a purity ring is, and you know what “the shocker” is, then you’ll appreciate the irony. Otherwise, just mark it “I don’t get it,” and move on. All votes are welcome. There’s no wrong opinion, just wrong people. Head over and vote for Purity Ring Shocker now. (Btw, we have disabled Facebook synchronization for votes on this particular shirt. It’s really not appropriate for Facebook.)

In the historical spirit of democracy, we’re letting people vote on our latest design: Nation Fail. What it is: 1) Simple, 2) Clean, 3) Profound. What it’s not: 1) Chocolate, 2) The cure for cancer, 3) Purchasable until enough people vote on it. So enact your democratic duty, and go vote. You don’t even have to wait in long lines, so there’s no excuse.

It’s here! It’s here! The shirt you’ve been waiting for has arrived! For a limited time, our new I Love München German Girls t-shirt is only $14. We’ll leave it at this price until we release a new design (which could be soon thanks to your feedback on our latest designs on our voting page.) Grab yours now at the sale price. Also available for ladies. (Hey, we don’t discriminate against anyone who likes München German girls.)

We have added a new feature to Conch Tees. Now, you can connect your Facebook account directly to our site! Just press the “Connect with Facebook” button in the top right of any page on conchtees.com. Whenever you vote on one of our shirts, you will be able to post a story to your Facebook feed. We will be adding more types of stories in the near future as well.

Speaking of voting, there is a new design up at http://conchtees.com/shirt/men/pong-pwnd.php. Take a moment to give us a thumbs up or thumbs down. Your feedback is very important to us.

Also, for group members, if you didn’t know, we have a Facebook page where you can become a fan of Conch Tees. It’s at http://www.facebook.com/pages/Conch-Tees/19238684608.

We recently received two photos of one of our conchs in action: Electile Dysfunction! The photos were submitted by Kevin and Gregg from Raleigh, North Carolina during one of their many “community awareness” shows at a piano bar. They told me a bit more about what their shows are about, but let’s just suffice to say that they love to get the word out. Thanks for sharing your Dysfunction, guys!

We have our new stock in and are getting packages prepared for all of our backorders. You will be wearing a fresh Obamunism shirt sooner than you think.

We finally have an estimated shipping date for the next batch of Men’s Obamunism t-shirts. We still have Navy Small and 2XL as well as Black Small in stock, but all other sizes are on backorder until November 22nd. Reserve yours now. All women’s Obamunism shirts are ready to ship tomorrow.

For the fast track to Obamunism, you can now get to our t-shirts at either of the following domains:

obamunismtshirt.com

obamunismt-shirt.com

It’s a lot less typing and makes for a cleaner bookmark if you ask me.