T-Shirt Blog

Holla! We gots us our own Asians… they know Kung-Fu, Tae Kwon Do, Karate, Sushi, and any other martial arts that you could think of. Yes, we know it’s true. They travel with us always because they. can. kick. your. ass. They are new to the ConchTees.com family and we welcome them with open arms (and closed fists… ka-pow! bang! zip!) Jennifer and Chai have graced us with their loverly faces, and we want to share. Check out their photo spread here.

Jennifer wearing "I'm Asian So I Can Kick Your Ass"

Chai wearing "I'm Asian So I Can Kick Your Ass"

Yupp, it’s true! She’s cute, she likes technology, likes football, and apparently she really likes our t-shirts… Cali Lewis is back on the scene again wearing our Winsiana!! tee to celebrate the recent Superbowl win of the New Orleans Saints. In your face, all those who called them LOSEiana!

Cali Lewis wears Winsiana!!

Check out Esther, Liv, and Sam sporting their new Awkward Turtle t-shirts that they won from AwkwardTurtle.me! All they had to do was publicly confess to an awkward turtle moment of theirs, ever-so-slightly humiliating themselves in front of strangers. But hey, it was worth it! They got free t-shirts! You could win one too by visiting AwkwardTurtle.me and submitting your story. Then invite your friends to vote. Congrats, ladies! And thanks for the photo!

Awkward Turtlers Esther, Liv, and Sam.

We have reduced our introductory price for new t-shirts to $10. So if you’re lucky enough to catch a new release, it can be yours for only $10. That’s right. $10. As of this post, that means both 1up Yours and I Think I Can are only $10. We’re going to cycle those out as even newer releases are released. Be the first of your friends to have the latest and greatest funny t-shirts and save some cash. It’s a win-win. Actually, we get to sell the shirt, so it’s a win-win-win.

Ever wished you had more hours in a day? We do all the time. We’re giving you those extra hours for Black Friday. All weekend long, until Sunday at midnight New York time, you can get all of our merchandise at 50% off. This includes already discounted items. I really don’t think there’s anything else I need to say.

Ok, you may be wondering if we are losing it. No, I assure we are not. We are moving a bunch of inventory, and really we just don’t want to carry it all. (Have you ever tried to get around New York City with thousands of t-shirts?) So, our laziness is your gain. Get everything for 50% off until the last minute of Sunday, November 8th. Stock up for Christmas. Stock up for Chanukah. Stock up for Kwanza. Stock up for the Winter Solstice. Just don’t miss out on this deal. You’ll kick yourself in the FACE if you do! (You don’t want to do that, now do you?) Even the $7 tees are only $3.50 now. Yep, tree-fiddy. For a shirt. Wal-Mart has NOTHING on us (except abusive labor practices.) Why are you still reading this? Go get your funny t-shirts now!

Due to popular demand, we have now released our Two moms are better than none version of our Two Dads shirt. You guys even got to pick the colors!

Two moms are better than none

Pigs have lots of nipples. I’m not sure what else to say to promote our newest design. It’s a little disturbing, but I can’t seem to look away. If you’re curious as to what I’m talking about, check out Pigtoria’s Secret Oink on our voting page. It’s geared toward women, sort of, but if you like, we’ll print some men’s styles too, probably on a red shirt instead of pink. I’d love to see someone wearing this. Please go vote.

Thanks to the social revolution, we hooked up with the good folks at teenormous.com, and they were kind enough to list all of our designs in their t-shirt search engine index. So, although I know the people who keep track of these updates already know where to find our shirts, perhaps other people might stumble upon this post in the blogosphere, and find both Conch Tees AND Teenormous worth their while. (We certainly think you would.) Many thanks to the teenormous crew!

Your wait is over. The pre-order phase of “I’m with /dev/null” is now complete, and you can actually order the actual shirt now. The price is still at $14 like we promised. That includes standard shipping (like always.) Grab one now before we make our next release. Geeks unite!