T-Shirt Blog

We here at ConchTees.com just finished a pretty massive “behind-the-scenes” facelift… ok, so it’s not really a facelift if no one can see it, right? Well, we can see it, and you can feel the effects. On top of a new logo, printing on American Apparel shirts, an awesome Spring sale, and several new designs, the back-end ordering and inventory system that runs the entire site has been completely re-made, custom to our extravagant requirements, thanks to KungFuters, LLC. Check it out, poke around, and put things in your new bag baby, yeah!

Oh, and one more thing, to celebrate, we’ve added discount code “25PERCENT” that will get you 25% off your order of $25.00 or more. Check it, yo! See you on the flip side.

ConchTees.com’s Black Friday sale is underway. At midnight last night we reduced the price of our classic tees to $1. We also reduced our new line of American Apparel shirts to $14 and our hooded sweatshirts to $15.

It is now the middle of Black Friday, and we have already sold out of a number of different sizes and even entire products. Our shirts, already popular icons across the net at their original prices, are flying off the shelves with the $1 price tag. And don’t forget our bulk discounts: 10% off orders of $30 or more, 20% off orders of $40 or more, and 40% off orders of $100 or more.

The sale ends tonight at 11:59 PST or until we run out of stock, whichever comes first. Quantities are limited.

Holla! We gots us our own Asians… they know Kung-Fu, Tae Kwon Do, Karate, Sushi, and any other martial arts that you could think of. Yes, we know it’s true. They travel with us always because they. can. kick. your. ass. They are new to the ConchTees.com family and we welcome them with open arms (and closed fists… ka-pow! bang! zip!) Jennifer and Chai have graced us with their loverly faces, and we want to share. Check out their photo spread here.

Jennifer wearing "I'm Asian So I Can Kick Your Ass"

Chai wearing "I'm Asian So I Can Kick Your Ass"

Yupp, it’s true! She’s cute, she likes technology, likes football, and apparently she really likes our t-shirts… Cali Lewis is back on the scene again wearing our Winsiana!! tee to celebrate the recent Superbowl win of the New Orleans Saints. In your face, all those who called them LOSEiana!

Cali Lewis wears Winsiana!!

Check out Esther, Liv, and Sam sporting their new Awkward Turtle t-shirts that they won from AwkwardTurtle.me! All they had to do was publicly confess to an awkward turtle moment of theirs, ever-so-slightly humiliating themselves in front of strangers. But hey, it was worth it! They got free t-shirts! You could win one too by visiting AwkwardTurtle.me and submitting your story. Then invite your friends to vote. Congrats, ladies! And thanks for the photo!

Awkward Turtlers Esther, Liv, and Sam.

We have reduced our introductory price for new t-shirts to $10. So if you’re lucky enough to catch a new release, it can be yours for only $10. That’s right. $10. As of this post, that means both 1up Yours and I Think I Can are only $10. We’re going to cycle those out as even newer releases are released. Be the first of your friends to have the latest and greatest funny t-shirts and save some cash. It’s a win-win. Actually, we get to sell the shirt, so it’s a win-win-win.

Ever wished you had more hours in a day? We do all the time. We’re giving you those extra hours for Black Friday. All weekend long, until Sunday at midnight New York time, you can get all of our merchandise at 50% off. This includes already discounted items. I really don’t think there’s anything else I need to say.

Ok, you may be wondering if we are losing it. No, I assure we are not. We are moving a bunch of inventory, and really we just don’t want to carry it all. (Have you ever tried to get around New York City with thousands of t-shirts?) So, our laziness is your gain. Get everything for 50% off until the last minute of Sunday, November 8th. Stock up for Christmas. Stock up for Chanukah. Stock up for Kwanza. Stock up for the Winter Solstice. Just don’t miss out on this deal. You’ll kick yourself in the FACE if you do! (You don’t want to do that, now do you?) Even the $7 tees are only $3.50 now. Yep, tree-fiddy. For a shirt. Wal-Mart has NOTHING on us (except abusive labor practices.) Why are you still reading this? Go get your funny t-shirts now!

Due to popular demand, we have now released our Two moms are better than none version of our Two Dads shirt. You guys even got to pick the colors!

Two moms are better than none

Pigs have lots of nipples. I’m not sure what else to say to promote our newest design. It’s a little disturbing, but I can’t seem to look away. If you’re curious as to what I’m talking about, check out Pigtoria’s Secret Oink on our voting page. It’s geared toward women, sort of, but if you like, we’ll print some men’s styles too, probably on a red shirt instead of pink. I’d love to see someone wearing this. Please go vote.