T-Shirt Blog

For the fast track to Obamunism, you can now get to our t-shirts at either of the following domains:

obamunismtshirt.com

obamunismt-shirt.com

It’s a lot less typing and makes for a cleaner bookmark if you ask me.

The election sale is over. It took no time at all to determine our president-elect. The 44th President is Barack Obama. What does this mean for us? It means we will keep selling Obamunism shirts for one. It also means that Democrats better take cover because there will be a LOT of room to take shots of them now that they own the House, Senate, and the White House. Everything can be unmistakably blamed on them for a while. Don’t worry. We will still make fun of Republicans too. (They’ve shown an amazing ability to embarrass themselves lately.) So, make sure you don’t succeed too much for the next four years, and don’t invest in coal. Most of all, keep coming back to Conch Tees for some new designs.

From now until November 1st, all of our shirts are on sale for $12! The only exceptions are our two $7 shirts, President Evil and Token, and any 2XL or larger shirts which will have the standard $2.50 upcharge. Now’s the time to stock up on some inexpensive clothing. We are still providing free standard shipping with these purchases, so the price you see is the price you pay (unless you live in New York where we have to collect sales tax…booo.) Why pay $15.99 at other sites or over $20 at the really crappy ones? Save more cash, and get more stuff only at Conch Tees.

Wow. We’re making some waves. Every day we are seeing more and more sites blogging about our Obamunism shirt. Honestly, we are having difficulty keeping it in stock with all this traffic! The latest surge has come from RedState.com. Absolutely fantastic. We are making new records in all areas of our business on a daily basis it seems. Thanks to everyone who has supported us, including our newest referral, RedState.com.

So it looks like everyone really liked the black version of our Obamunism shirt. We only have a few left after only a few days of being offered. So, we’re definitely going to print some more black shirts to sell along with our standard navy shirts. We’ll let you know when they are ready. Meanwhile, the navy stock should hold you over.

Ever wanted to try before you buy? Think the internet has gotten too big for its britches? Afraid of the indoors? Roommate just plain annoying? Then come out to Union Square in New York City this Saturday afternoon, June 28th, and look for the Conch Tees shirts on display! We will have our online inventory with us for you to purchase right there in person. If you still prefer the internet experience one of us can speak to you in binary. It’s no problem, we’re fluent.

But the most important thing… Mention you read this blog post and we’ll give you a few dollars off your purchase. $5.00, to be exact. See you Saturday!

Somewhere between the grand canyon and old Mexico is a lazy little tourist trap you might want to check out next time you are in the area. Mr. Pedro loves to have company, and he loves to charge his company to ride his donkeys. If you pay enough, you get to pick your own. Otherwise, you’ll probably end up on “Peppy,” the tiny donkey with a bad attitude (and worse gas.)