T-Shirt Blog

It was a lonely Friday night. We were home alone, wondering what to do with ourselves. We opened our faithful interwebs browser and took a look around to see who was out there. Stumbling over to Cra-glist.org, we found a bunch of brand new pictures of one of our favorite t-shirts. Fortunately for us, we also realized that it was our own girl, Emma, who happened to be wearing this wonderful tee. We called her up, and the rest is history. Now you get to share in our afterglow. Check out these fresh, new pictures!

Emma wearing Hookers.Cra-gslist.org

Yes, yes, a thousand times, yes! You heard right. We now have a wonderful affiliation with Groupon.com and will be using this to post specials, bulk discounts, sales, and everything else that this wonderful and always growing online community can help us do for you. Head over to our Groupon store to see our latest updates and discounts. Make sure to follow us there too, and you’ll be notified automatically. Isn’t it just a great world we live in?

You might have heard of Mario and his zany brother Luigi. They have a drug problem. See, the thing is, they keep eating these mushrooms for some weird reason. We can’t think of why that could be, but hey, who are we to judge, right? But watching them do their thing gave us a crazy idea to share their need for mushrooms with everyone. So POOF! Up pops our 1UP Yours tee, filled with all the wholesome goodness that you’re used to. These babies are even printed on American Apparel, ripe for your picking pleasure. So what are you waiting for? Head over to ConchTees.com and grab a few.*

* This tee has been approved by the Food and Drug Administration**
** Not really

Thanks to the social revolution, we hooked up with the good folks at teenormous.com, and they were kind enough to list all of our designs in their t-shirt search engine index. So, although I know the people who keep track of these updates already know where to find our shirts, perhaps other people might stumble upon this post in the blogosphere, and find both Conch Tees AND Teenormous worth their while. (We certainly think you would.) Many thanks to the teenormous crew!

At Conch Tees, we are all about selling some t-shirts, but we are also all about creating a community of t-shirt fans. We’re going to try our best to keep this blog updated with all the latest info on our new designs, answers to customer questions, funny stories, and whatever else we can think of that only our parents will read. (Thanks, Mom! Oh, and while I’m at it, thanks for the guilt trip you dropped on me after I told you I couldn’t drive 16 hours to spend Christmas with you. Ass.) The blog is just the beginning. We have already created a facebook and myspace page for the Conch, and we have other secret plans that go beyond even that. Oh, and if you don’t know how to get back to the main site (or you are a spider who entered through the blog,) follow this link to the t-shirts.