T-Shirt Blog

Now that the election is over, and no one remembers that guy that lost, we have a couple of new shirts to add to our $7 bucket. McCaingsta and Electile Dysfunction can now be yours as collectors’ items on the cheap. Hey, it’s a $7 shirt. You can’t even get that in stores these days. Shipping is still free, so you really have no excuse not to buy one. Wear it to school. Wear it to the gym. Electile Dysfunction is white so it would be great for a wet t-shirt contest. McCaingsta is green, which is perfect for paintball or a Rubik’s Cube party. The other two $7 shirts are still $7: President Evil and Token. We thought about making a “Secretary of State Evil,” but it just doesn’t flow. You could buy this one, mark out “President,” and write in “Secretary of State” if you’d like. Once these are gone, they won’t be printed again (unless Hillary runs again for the 2016 elections, but we’ll probably have a new design for her by then,) so get yours while they last!

From now until November 1st, all of our shirts are on sale for $12! The only exceptions are our two $7 shirts, President Evil and Token, and any 2XL or larger shirts which will have the standard $2.50 upcharge. Now’s the time to stock up on some inexpensive clothing. We are still providing free standard shipping with these purchases, so the price you see is the price you pay (unless you live in New York where we have to collect sales tax…booo.) Why pay $15.99 at other sites or over $20 at the really crappy ones? Save more cash, and get more stuff only at Conch Tees.

So after mucho breath holding (ok guys, exhale now!), the Token shirts have arrived! So whether you want to be that token [adjective] guy/girl or just look great in pink, this one’s for you.