With all the controversy surrounding gay marriage, we figured everyone was sorely overlooking the controversy surrounding divorce and deadbeat dads. It begs the questions: is it better to have two dads or no dad at all? We’re betting on two dads with our Two Dads Are Better Than None design…if not merely because it’s edgier than a shirt that simply says: “I have a dad.” Let us know what you think.
Two dads are better than none
Pigs have lots of nipples. I’m not sure what else to say to promote our newest design. It’s a little disturbing, but I can’t seem to look away. If you’re curious as to what I’m talking about, check out Pigtoria’s Secret Oink on our voting page. It’s geared toward women, sort of, but if you like, we’ll print some men’s styles too, probably on a red shirt instead of pink. I’d love to see someone wearing this. Please go vote.
Our latest shirt preview came by special request. It is rooted in pop culture, particularly of the animated variety. The message also applies to the general funk we’ve gotten ourselves into as a nation. Cant’ Someone Else Do It? is ready for your votes. Now, I know what you’re thinking: “Why should I go vote? Can’t someone else do it?” No! The answer is no! You have to start the trend. Don’t be the butt of the joke. Be the person everyone else was waiting on to “do it.”
What do you get when two giant agendas butt heads? Truthiness. We’ve exposed said truthiness with our latest design preview: The Truthiness About Smoking. If THIS doesn’t convince you that smoking is bad, then…well…we don’t really care. Smoke all you want. Or don’t. It’s YOUR eternal life after all. Keep the laws off your body; put our shirts there instead. Although, if you DID quit smoking, think of all that extra money you’d have to spend on t-shirts. Go vote on this latest design.
We have put another shirt up for voting. Check out We Can Make Babies!, and let us know what you think. Don’t hold back. Let your inner voting monster loose. It only takes a few clicks.
There’s a new shirt up ready for your votes. This one is rude, crude, and downright offensive. (Some of you are gonna love it. You know who you are.) If you know what a purity ring is, and you know what “the shocker” is, then you’ll appreciate the irony. Otherwise, just mark it “I don’t get it,” and move on. All votes are welcome. There’s no wrong opinion, just wrong people. Head over and vote for Purity Ring Shocker now. (Btw, we have disabled Facebook synchronization for votes on this particular shirt. It’s really not appropriate for Facebook.)
In the historical spirit of democracy, we’re letting people vote on our latest design: Nation Fail. What it is: 1) Simple, 2) Clean, 3) Profound. What it’s not: 1) Chocolate, 2) The cure for cancer, 3) Purchasable until enough people vote on it. So enact your democratic duty, and go vote. You don’t even have to wait in long lines, so there’s no excuse.
We have added a new feature to Conch Tees. Now, you can connect your Facebook account directly to our site! Just press the “Connect with Facebook” button in the top right of any page on conchtees.com. Whenever you vote on one of our shirts, you will be able to post a story to your Facebook feed. We will be adding more types of stories in the near future as well.
Speaking of voting, there is a new design up at http://conchtees.com/shirt/men/pong-pwnd.php. Take a moment to give us a thumbs up or thumbs down. Your feedback is very important to us.
Also, for group members, if you didn’t know, we have a Facebook page where you can become a fan of Conch Tees. It’s at http://www.facebook.com/pages/Conch-Tees/19238684608.
We have a new design up for voting. Check out “I Love München German Girls” on the preview page. Let us know whether or not you like it (and why if you don’t.) Remember, you have to vote for the ones you like so they’ll get the $14 sale price when released.
We have started a new feature on the site. Now, you can let us know which designs you like the best BEFORE we even release them. Just head over to the preview page and you’ll see a new design on which we’d like your feedback. Designs that get the most votes will be available for pre-order for $14. Be a part of the shirt-making process. You decided what gets printed!