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We are dropping the prices of all of our political shirts until we elect a new president. Whether you hate Obama, McCain, or both, or you still hate Hillary, we have the shirt for you. $12 for Obamunism, McCaingsta, and Electile Dysfunction. Only $5 for President Evil. Remember, this sale will run until we elect a new president, meaning that we will wait until all of the lawsuits are filed and settled and everyone stops whining about who actually won. If that doesn’t happen until someone is sworn in, then so be it. Buy yours today! Tomorrow this sale could be over.
Electile Dysfunction t-shirt
We respect your right to not make up your mind until you reach the voting booth. Show the mainstream candidates that you are not buying their snake oil rhetoric and are waiting for some solid policy decisions before you make your final selection. We want to empower you with the gift of indecision by giving you our Electile Dysfunction shirt for only $12 this week. This sale runs through Saturday, 10/11/2008. Make up your mind to not make up your mind!
Working people, we are coming after you! No income is safe. We are throwing our support behind Chairman Barack with all the strength we can muster, and we are going to slaughter all you capitalist pigs. All your dollars are belong to us! Power to the poor!
What better way to perpetuate global war than to put a war hero in office? Show your unbridled, ludicrous support for grampa Johnny.
They’d have you believe you only have two choices. Finding it hard to pick one? They both suck? Guess what. There are more than two parties, people! Don’t be a sheep led to the slaughter. There’s a reason you’re having difficulty getting that finger up (probably because you’re a terrorist.)
